Mr Rutley

Estate agent with many years on the clock. Abused by the public & shafted by partners. Now a miserable old s*d tho Mr Quirk prefers cantankerous old b*stard!

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

@RobsonsWeb A gated detached family home?

Presumably a gated road or perimeter although looking at the pictures the property seems to have “gated” windows and doors - paranoid owner or high security risk location?

[Michael Stephen Day 🎸 @integraps]

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[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

I see one of the affinity network groups is claiming it is the best estate agency network club according to its members.

It would be a little odd if those paying to be members of said group thought another group was actually better - wouldn’t it?

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

Didn’t it sell for £1 last time! 🤣

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

My article for @PrprtyChronicle

More regulation or better enforcement?

https://t.co/FcjqQ0xpeP

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

@_SecretEA_ Ciao!

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

Interesting but terrifying!

[Michael Stephen Day 🎸 @integraps]

Interesting read - particularly for employers.

@GrumpyOldEA article about Labours employment plans - the future is bright - or is it?

https://t.co/Y8uXmfzs8W

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

So @YopaProperty want to wear their low fees as a “badge of honour”

Another in the “online” sector that operates as a “not for profit” - with its ongoing losses (from last published accounts) - should it even be legally trading as a “going concern”?

https://t.co/nk21zFbZQN

[Michael Stephen Day 🎸 @integraps]

If you are a letting agent and property manager it is highly likely that you are holding “orphan funds”

You cannot use this money but you can turn it into a charitable donation to @propmarktrust

See graphics or speak to me.

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

@Peston They’ll probably bring back Diane Abbott to fully cost all of their manifesto promises!

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

My article in todays @PrprtyChronicle

https://t.co/K0NQwwbuWH

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

It’s International Women’s Day so, my wonderful PA, Veronika, as an International Woman, will be rewarded, celebrated and spoilt rotten. I may even give her a raise later.

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

Why have estate agents become scared of the phone?

https://t.co/HovBQ7mFWy

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

I’ve only got 140 characters!

[Charles Archer @that_stocks_guy]

@moving_charlie Every quality lawyer has at a minimum a three year undergrad degree, one year LPC, and two year training contract.

How many are useless?

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

@Robert_May_ I agree. Fortunately I wasn’t referring to me!

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

Who am I?

I’m so desperate to be relevant I’ll promote & argue my corner ad nauseum even if I’m just digging a bigger hole. I’ll move the goalposts, choose my stats selectively, ridicule counter positions & leap on occasional anecdotal morsels of support as truths.

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

Boomin liquidation - liquidators saying they are investing sale of assets pre collapse

https://t.co/fj3hoKfHpm

I flagged this back in November 2022. It didn’t take any finding. It was hidden in plain sight.

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

The demise of @boomin_UK is interesting. Will the Bruce brothers rise Phoenix like from the ashes? Michael appears to “own” or at least have a charge over the assets so may be able to walk away with some valuable tech to start again? Purplebricks or Purplebricks 2.0? We’ll see.

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

Three sales wrapped up today. One property had three potential buyers vying to have their offers accepted & a level of interest that is encouraging. Valuation, instruction & viewing numbers increasing daily.

Lawyers & surveyors now involved so not counting the money!

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

Veronika was back in the office today after an extended New Year break with her family in Estonia.

Our accounts assistant wasn’t working today so I spent some time helping her with a deposit.

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

@richardlowth Well I hope you are well 🤣

It’s “reaching out” that gets me - unless they are a member of the Four Tops they should cease immediately!

[Mr Rutley @GrumpyOldEA]

HNY!

Fed up already with the constant patronising and insincere greetings that are being attached to every conversation and item of correspondence at the moment.