Secret Estate Agent

The life and times of your average Estate Agent. Secretly revealing some of my own and others stupid, funny and exciting stories experienced in Estate Agency

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@BenTwomeyUK @genrentuk @rightmove Maybe phone the EA and ask instead of assuming this?

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@genrentuk Think it’s probably more to do with its not got a proper address? As you need an address for post /register to vote. Council tax and water included usually means the main dwelling has the services connected

Estate agent is being transparent imo

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

All cracking points.

Glad we are all on the same page but I went to a valuation yesterday and the vendor told me that for 45 mins the other agent talked about me 😂 you have precious time with that vendor and they spent the majority of time talking about me 👀

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

Can someone answer me this question?

Why do estate agents feel the need to slag other agents off whilst they are on a valuation? Absolutely baffles me 🤯

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@Unbullievable I’ve never done it, a lot of the time I don’t disagree that ‘Agent A’ is a good estate agency, but also follow it up with what we do differently etc

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@Dibba84 Now that beats my pet story of a Llama chewing my sleeve

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

New Owner of the account here.

Send us some your funniest/strange/wierd encounters whilst being an estate agent. Anonymously ofc 👀

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@moving_charlie As long as you need, currently waiting for a vendor who’s ’stuck in traffic’ but the appointment was 25 mins ago 🙄

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@WarrenBonathan Two hour valuation from 7pm are the best

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@WarrenBonathan I had a few of those too

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@AbsoluteSDevon Ah come on, you know you want too 👀

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

This is my final tweet. Thanks for all the follows over the past few years. I wish you all the best of luck in your careers.

I am now passing this account over to the new owner ❤️

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@TheRobo420 @fesshole Lemonaid 😂

[kate 💋 ON TOUR!!! @harrysmywife_]

i think i can say for a lot of us Europeans we grew up wanting that bc it’s what we saw on disney and nickelodeon and then we became adults and saw what america is ACTUALLY like and now i thank my life every day that i was born and live here and not in the US

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@Billy88McGhee No

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

I am no longer an estate agent, before I delete this account, would someone else (an agent of course) like to take it over? There's a good following here already, I just haven't utilised it as I should. If you're interested send me a DM 👍🏼

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@DarrenGibbinson Thankyou

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@DarrenGibbinson Nothing currently 😬

[Travis @twitmercan]

Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴

[Secret Estate Agent @_SecretEA_]

@theabooysen If people want to mock, they have every right to.
Not everyone believes in a pretend magic man in the sky