The Grumpy Old Git 🍺

The Grumpy Old Git 🍺

Official account for the Telegram pub where George roasts you while you lose real money on games. No snowflakes

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

🍺 LANDLORD'S NOTICE 🍺

The fine folks at $TON Apps Center have featured Grumpy's Pub Games in today's game picks.

Which means the pub is now officially recommended alongside tanks, arena battles and general digital chaos.

Not bad for a bunch of regulars arguing about football and losing money on prediction pools.

Thanks to everyone who's been supporting the pub.

Next round's on you lot. $GOG

@ton_blockchain @tonwallet_tg @tappscenter

#PubGames #Web3‌‌ #Crypto

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

So the UK Government wants to ban under-16s from social media.

Fair enough.

But after spending five minutes on this app, I reckon they should start with the adults.

Particularly Dave.

Every pub has one.

Knows everything.
Understands nothing.

Still....The Pub's Open. 🍺

https://t.co/kPJAkmrUxx

#SocialMedia #BritishHumour #PubTalk #UK

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

@JigginJalen @GBPolitcs Not everything is about your weird American racial obsession! 'Nutters' means, mental, crazy, off your head! Go touch some grass lad

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

@RupertLowe10 If Restore Britain actually wins in Makerfield, the rest of them will be bricking it.

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

🍺 SUNDAY ROAST 🍺

Tony Mowbray's back at Blackburn.

Andy Robertson's off to Spurs.

England beat New Zealand.

And Dave at the bar already thinks football's coming home.

Every pub has a Dave.

🎯 Play World Cup Predictions:
https://t.co/Hc4PVpRAoa

🍺 Pub's open.

https://t.co/kOmcaBIp6n

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

England beat New Zealand.

Which means football's officially coming home again.

Until the next defeat, when it'll all be somebody else's fault.

Got a better prediction than Dave?

🍺 World Cup predictions now live:

https://t.co/fbVPYmpZss

Pub's open.

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

@ryestraw23 @benhabib6 @RestoreBritain Thats your option, but ive only ever seen ben do what he thinks is right for the British people. More than what you can say for labour

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

82 years ago today, thousands of brave lads stormed the beaches of Normandy.

Many never came home.

They didn’t do it so we could hand our country over to bureaucrats, open borders, and spineless politicians who bend the knee to everyone except their own people.

We owe those men a debt we can never repay.

The least we can do is not piss it all away.

Lest We Forget. 💙

— George 🍺

#DDay #LestWeForget #WW2

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Not as funny as this

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

@RupertLowe10 Proper respect to every lad who never came home.
They gave everything so we could sit in pubs, argue about football, and moan about the price of a pint.
Not for this spineless shower we’ve got now.
Lest we forget. 💙

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

Crypto experts becoming AI experts.

Markets crashing because people got jobs.

Dog ashes in eyeliner.

Christ On A Bike.

Pub's Open 🍺

https://t.co/t0YBIJHUo7

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

@CainFinance @CoinMarketCap Yes. And the previous 47 "last ones" are doing alright too.

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

🍺 MARKET UPDATE 🍺

Bitcoin: Below $60k.

Moon boys: Missing.

Influencers: "Zoom out."

Me: Pouring another pint and minding my own business. 🍺

Same as every cycle. $GOG

#Bitcoin #Crypto #BearMarket

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

Liverpool.
Bitcoin.
Politicians.
Same circus. Different clowns.
🍺 Last Orders with George. $GOG

#Bitcoin #PremierLeague #UKPolitics

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

🎯 New at the pub.

You can now play darts solo or take on George.

Many have talked a good game.

Few have backed it up.

Step up to the oche.

🍺 Pub's open. $GOG

Join Here:
https://t.co/zGL3Az8jT6

Main Chat:
https://t.co/t0YBIJHUo7

[The Grumpy Old Git 🍺 @GrumpyOldGit25]

@CHILLCATSHIDO Is the cat back?

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Spent weeks renovating the pub.

The regulars immediately stuck chewing gum under the tables and lost money on football.

Business as usual.

🍺 Football Predictions
🎯 Pub Games
🏆 Competitions
😒 George

🌐 https://t.co/gxvHLHamIC

Pub's open.