John

What can i say about me. I'm a younger version of Victor Meldrew & Proud adopter of UK's only #Pandas #TianTian & #YangGuang at @rzss @EdinburghZoo

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

@baballutica

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

New Flatmate moved in yesterday! £10 in the Charity Shop! I will soon have more #Pandas than Chairs! Guests will have to sit on the Floor & like it! 😂🐼❤️❤️❤️❤️I'm still missing #YangGuang & #TianTian,but I've seen pics of them & they look happy & are doing well in new Home! 🥰

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

@PositiveHairDay Yang Guang & Tian Tian in China. 🐼😀

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

@PositiveHairDay Hi,a couple of Panda Groups on Facebook had updates about them & a couple of pictures. If you're a member of any Panda Groups just do a post asking about them & I'm sure someone will re-post or tell you where to find them. 🐼😀

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

Back after 5 Weeks away from Social Media. 1 Month ago yesterday #YangGuang & #TianTian landed in China. Just seen a video of them exploring their new Home. They look really happy. I still miss them terribly,but at least I know they're ok & appear to have settled in. 🐼❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I’m healthy, but you try being happy after living with five Tory Prime Ministers

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

THANK YOU to everyone who raised an a-meer-zing £5,090 to help us bring a mob of meerkats to @echcharity 💛

All your donations will go towards building a new meerkat enclosure that will help us bring children closer to nature at the Royal Hospital for Children and Young People🐾

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

Say hello to Thistle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Our Kirk's dik-dik calf has now been named! HUGE thank you everyone who voted to help us name our tiny new arrival. You can spot Thistle exploring with the rest of the group alongside our East African crowned cranes and vulterine guineafowl 💛

[Highland Wildlife Park @HighlandWPark]

Snow leopards, like all big cats, have tiny spines called 'papillae' on their tongues 👅

Papillae are made from keratin (just like our fingernails) and help snow leopards groom themselves and strip meat from bones 🥩

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

Tian Tian cam is LIVE 🐼🎥

With just a few months left until our pandas depart we want to give even more people the chance to see them both! You can now catch up with Yang Guang AND Tian Tian on our charity's free webcams 👉 https://t.co/qv3u3mfgl8

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

@McgarryDarren If there wasn't a Teabag in it I'd have said that was Chicken Soup! 😂

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

@PoliticalPics Until the BBC Program last night I didn't even know there was a Cafe downstairs in Downing Street. Think it was Hancock that said he had a meeting with Cummings in there when he was lied to about Parliament being prorogued! Maybe some of it is for the Cafe!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The government would like you to acknowledge that the vast majority of prisoners didn’t escape today.

[ITVPolitics @ITVNewsPolitics]

New Defence Sec Grant Shapps has confused the RAF with the Royal Navy in his second week in the job

https://t.co/lPACD9zePk

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

YAY,#TianTian is back on #PandaCam2! Love my #Panda,missed her so much. It's great to see her again after all these Months! 🐼❤️❤️❤️❤️

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

@PoliticalPics Perhaps his Wife had shares in Raac Concrete & they've slumped sharply! She seems to have shares in everything else! 🤣🤣

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

Our Kirk's dik-dik fawn is so tiny it's ri-dik-ulous 🤏🥹

Adult dik-diks stand about 30–40 centimetres tall making them one of the smallest members of the antelope family 💛

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

Our red-bellied and ring-tailed lemurs are back on show following the renovations in their indoor enclosures 🔨

Top tip: Lemurs love to lounge outside in the sunshine so keep an eye out for them in their outdoor enclosure over the coming days 🌞

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

@MartinSLewis I wouldn't even ask,it's no one else's business if I/they want to smoke. If there was a Baby or Kids at the next table I might move further away,but I certainly wouldn't ask permission or expect anyone else to.

[John @GrumpyPandaF1]

@MisterPandaBoom @EdinburghZoo Yang Guang & Tian Tian would never survive if they were released into the Wild so won't happen! They know nothing about foraging for Food or evading predators. They will hopefully live a happy & healthy Life in a Panda retirement part of the Panda Research Center!