Captain Buzzkill RN

Left leaning grumpy old Matelot, Geek, WWFC STH, potty mouth, beer, bacon & dogs. Not as young, cool, good looking or funny as I think I am #TwitterHugger

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

Girlfriends come with a lifetime supply of whine https://t.co/sERpWLtmjR

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@KarrieKubs Oh Mrs. I'm so sorry

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Hey Leo! Don't forget to tag me @LeoDiCaprio

[Dawley Town FC @DawleyTownFC]

Highest attendance in the country at Step 6 yday, what an achievement that is

[John Woodward @johnwoodward]

Any @Wolves fans heading from Kingswinford, Kidderminster and the South West to the game on Saturday please call in at the Red Lion Wombourne (just off the A449) @HomeRunHounds26 and have a beer, a cob, a go on the tombola and if there between 12 Noon and 1pm chat to @MelEves

[のみ助 @1bhFqmw1E6kkCFC]

是非、音量有りで見て欲しい。犬には災難だがなんとも平和なこと。

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

Aberdeen WTF autocarrot, Albufeira. I'm in The Algarve, not Scotland

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

I've been in Aberdeen for nearly a week and still this hell site can't work out my location

[WomWolf93🐺 @WomWolf93]

"We were once so good, we even had the luxury of turning down Vitinha. 5 years later, we were toying with the idea of playing Munetsi as a false 9."

#WWFC #Wolves @Wolves

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@_KKWWFC

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

Everywhere I go, I always see a Renault 4

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

You can't park there mate

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

There's a group of Celtic fans on the tables behind me. All big/chunky lads in their late 60s.
It sounds like they've got a dead pool on which of them dies next! The one is bitching he's now at 5/4

[Floella Benjamin @FloellaBenjamin]

Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my #Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. @CBeebiesHQ ❤️

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

To the surprise of no-one, my first tweet included a typo
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[ben @matchdayben]

diesel is £2 a litre so if we could sort out that first that would be grand

[Britain People @Britain_People]

🔴Anyone know WHY a newspaper owned by the Fourth Lord Rothermere, who inherited a fortune from the Third Lord Rothermere, who inherited his money from the Second Lord Rothermere, who inherited it from the First Lord Rothermere, is so strongly opposed to inheritance tax❓ - @David__Osland

[JH @JH37777]

When a Chinese magician pulls a bunny from the hat

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@henry_hsaa @ruariwwfc He's clearly not right. Hopefully he gets the help he clearly needs, without posting it on social media

[Tod ◣ ◢ @tod1877]

Hang it