Captain Buzzkill RN

Left leaning grumpy old Matelot, Geek, WWFC STH, potty mouth, beer, bacon & dogs. Not as young, cool, good looking or funny as I think I am #TwitterHugger

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

Girlfriends come with a lifetime supply of whine https://t.co/sERpWLtmjR

[★* Bacon Queen *★ @cantwitwontwit]

Boyfriends should come with a lifetime supply of wine

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@richburt0n Or a decent haircut tbh

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

There really is two tier policing in the UK:

Nathan Gill is in prison for taking £40k in bribes from a Russian based oligarch.

Nigel Farage is NOT in prison for taking £5 million in bribes from a Thai based crypto oligarch.

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@Weezus07 Gold Blend (IIRC) and Carling Black Label were the adverts we all waited for

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@Purple_girl_44 Not the coffee dude

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@MartinSLewis I've voted BUT there's a difference between when sober (S&V,) or drinking (C/O). There's nothing like C/O for cutting through a beer tongue

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@wolvesbradders Agreed but (tbh BIG fucking but,) Barnes dropping the rap at every opportunity is the equivalent of an 85 y/o telling you "I'm 85 you know" as the answer to any question.
That said I must agree it's a fucking tune

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

Even the referee couldn't help but applaud, he couldn't believe his eyes

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@BlondieBlonde70 Only because I'm to old to move on

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

If Keir Starmer, Ed Davey or Zack Polanski or even Badenoch took a £5million bung or used the language Farage has twice..

They would be GONE. The media alone would have hounded them out of their job within a week.

There's your two tiers alright.

And it is the media.

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@Mikechapmanone @WelshFanZoneTV NGL they've finally got something right

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@OldGassy1984 Nah, they don't have the depth nor the warmth

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Help! It's the Hair Bear C*nts

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

Ok I've just seen the cricket score and WTAF?

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

I'm trying to enjoy some beer an tapas and I've just seen the cricket score WTAF? @englandcricket

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

Busses in Lanzarote are almost as bad as trains in the UK (but they're considerably cheaper)

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

@idlewildgirl I'll raise you

[Sara @theblackcatsays]

Stop calling having a holiday in the UK a Staycation. It's not.
It's a holiday. Staycation is staying in your home and day tripping

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

The time and effort this has taken @untappd

[Captain Buzzkill RN @GrumpyXMatelot]

Things on this hell site continue to decline.
I've blocked and muted multiple accounts yet As long as the post to a hostage I continue to see their content