Graham Shroyer

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

she ground on my hog til I day

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

@BostonConnr this was for jason

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

@EdOmega81 might need to pull out the index card for this one boys

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

@will_patterson7 tire shine? more like tire-sign me up

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

if i’m going through the car wash i’m gonna get the works

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

she jimmy on my buffet til I cheeseburger in paradise

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

*unzips fanny pack*

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

New hobby: walking up to two people who are obviously in a relationship and asking the girl “is this guy bothering you?”

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

*rock lobster comes on*
Me: I love this song

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

2 years ago I donated $5 to Wikipedia and I’ll never shut up about it

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

Esports Air Bud

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

It’s been a one step forward, two steps back kinda year…

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

@carls256 I know it for a fact!

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

Sometimes, when I feel like I haven’t been scared in a while, I think of the werewolf from Harry Potter 3

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

@homonoumenon I’ll be there

[Graham Shroyer @Gshroyer34]

@jay_v101 They’re made like that. They’re calico cut

[The Daily Gamecock @thegamecock]

Erin’s corgi, Moose, supports his favorite student newspaper. Be like Moose!