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[🪠Tracks🪠 @Tracks4fun]

We have more receipts on Teds overdose. Coming soon.

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@JuneVanessa4 This HAD to have been delivered in the street since there's a fortress of rope around the house

[Hella Hella Excellence @Extd_utterance]

Lights on at Nancy’s 😱🤡🙀

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

🚨Breaking News🚨

Guacqueline reports from her treehouse surveillance post that she personally witnessed Mort the Javelina and his entire family crossing the street when Mark the Tuna came flying through like he was late for an underwater NASCAR race—missing the whole pork parade by inches! 🥑🐗🐟🏎️

PHEW!!! close call and happy to report the family is safe and Mort is getting a hair cut

[Mort Investigates @MorttheJavelina]

🚨 MORT FAMILY ALERT

Mark the Shark nearly turned last night’s investigation into a javelina family emergency.

Mort would like to remind all streamers that his relatives have the right of way.

Slow down, Shark Boy. 🐗🚨

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@Chara1387529 TY Chara, I have a ton. In due time 💜🔍🥑

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

ATTENTION: CLASSIFIED GUACAMOLE TRANSPORTATION EMERGENCY!

Guacqueline needs to borrow the same covert private jet "RV" used for his “missions” to make a high-priority UK-to-USA meeting—PRONTO!
Apparently Travelocity doesn’t have a “suspicious avocado with questionable intelligence” option! 🥑✈️😂
Pits on the ground and ready to move FL hurricane style 🌪️

"Lets roll"..... Not too hard, I bruise easily 🥑🥑

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@StephensAlecia @Peggy_Otto33 @Tracks4fun @Extd_utterance @BabouTheOcicat @WhiteboyRadio @Nerdy_Addict @NerdBirdMafia More to come

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

Go @MorttheJavelina Go 🕺🐗

[Vision Surge @VisionSurge]

Just wait for it 😭

📹 - hntrdi and dopustim_zerno

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@Chara1387529 She's on it

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

Guacqueline found a memorial rock past a NO TRESPASSING sign, so naturally I did what any highly trained avocado investigator would do—I stared at it from a legally appropriate distance and accused the ROCK of knowing something!” 🥑🔎🪨

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

🤭😂

[Hella Hella Excellence @Extd_utterance]

To those accounts who have been silly enough to plot my demise on X, have fun in timeout. 🖕

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@rickvaz Guacqueline will make a detailed return report containing a full tank of fuel, zero green stains, no avocado fingerprints and absolutely NO explaining to the owner why the landing gear smells like cilantro. 🥑✈️😂

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@irns53 @MorttheJavelina @PolymarketBlitz “Guacqueline’s field measurements are now being conducted in Coke Can Units: two cans, one questionable comparison, and absolutely zero calibration.” 😂🥤🥤

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@PimaSheriff @SavannahGuthrie @FBIDirectorKash @FBIPhoenix Guacqueline’s Daily Intelligence Update: “At this point, if you’re driving by the same house every day, monitoring the front yard, checking the backyard, and sending drones overhead, congratulations—you’ve officially turned somebody’s home into your personal Google Earth Premium Subscription! 🛰️🏠 Apparently the residents forgot to purchase the ‘Please Stop Casing Our Property’ package. Guacqueline recommends returning to your own home town immediately and leaving the backyard reconnaissance to the squirrels. People’s homes are not drive-thru intelligence stations, drone launch pads, or contestants on ‘Who’s Watching the House Today?’” 😂🥑🚗🚁🌳🔍

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

Guac will be part of the re-watch crew. She will be flying to an unknown location for a top secret mission next week and needs to rest up

Justice for Magnolia 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[🪠Tracks🪠 @Tracks4fun]

See you guys Sunday night at 9 PM EST.

https://t.co/ZMaURbIIIe

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@MorttheJavelina @Extd_utterance 🤣🤣🤣

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@Extd_utterance 🤣🤣🤣

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

Repeatedly targeting a specific home or resident over a period of time can be viewed by law enforcement and the courts as a pattern of intimidation or harassment. This can lead to criminal charges or civil protective orders such as an Order of Protection or Injunction Against Harassment. 🥑🔍⚖️

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@ThereseBrunty 😂 True

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

🚨 TED INVESTIGATES BREAKING NEWS: The mods are officially gone. Please observe a moment of silence while the chat figures out who’s supposed to tell everyone how to behave. 😂

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@Teri423 Do we have a new love triangle !!

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

🤭🤭 Tsk tsk Mr. Fish does A & T need to scold you again.

[Mort Investigates @MorttheJavelina]

Mark takes photos of the neighborhood: “investigating.”

Neighborhood takes a photo of Mark: “WILD.”

Mort has located another fascinating example of the One-Way Camera Doctrine. 🐗📸

[GuacAndRoll @GuacAndRollz]

@shelster07 @Teri423 Not yet, but they should know people continue to lurk around on a daily basis