ndirash

yolo😎

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Tukiwa na homie alafu aangushe pun nikose kuelewa huwa naanzanga ku question of my existence and sanity

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater.

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

You have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

[Bia☆ @Gone_Zilla_]

Sahi damu yangu ikimwagika Kwa mchanga Bangi itamea

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

These can't be the Hoes Bruno Mars was tryna catch grenades for

[Snr..🧸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @vinicius_snrr]

Idk how girls do it, I always feel bad when I know a girl likes me and I don’t like her

[g @vslbackg]

Niggas like me fall out the sky, you don’t just bump into me.

[Newest Aunt in Town 🥹🌸✨ @Waaanjiku]

Ukianza kulala straight kama nyoka bila pillow there's no going back and you sleep so good.

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

Morning boner itanimalizia manguo mamae. Nimeamka nikastretch nikaskia kitu imesnap kumbe ni sweatpant imetaruka katikati. Send funds or help siwezi ishi hivi na mimi ndo Sifuna. No!!!!

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I’ve mastered how to be ALONE, it’s the HÓRNY part that be cookin’ me

[BIG LEGACY @Zeeshyttt]

I love being in the house, man. The crime rate low in here & weed legal.

[Tinku badmos @goodwithpuns]

First in my bloodline to be a virgin at 23

[۟ @was5p]

Shuffling your liked songs is better than having a playlist

[caiterpillar𓆑 @bugging0ut]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[𝓡 @roodymadefierce]

i’ve listened to so many songs that i have a lyric for every situation.

[edison @mr_m0rale]

gay jokes in a male friend group are usually a sign that nobody there is actually gay 😂

[Bryson Mwamburi @BrysonMwamburi]

This mango season has been exceptional. 10/10

[FUTA BRO @FutaBro]

If my academic life could touch the helm of his garment 😩

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Unaingia dm ya a 10/10 baddie ukiexpect rejection surprisingly anakubali sasa unashindwa utachezaje champions league level football with a wolves budget. Ruto must go buana!!