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@Gopherated Zipps!! One of Minneapolis’ best liquor stores.

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@rhett_carlson r/vexillology has done immeasurable damage to society: my column

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FLECK:

THIS IS OUR 3RD RANKED WIN OF THE YEAR!

OUR PLAYERS NEVER GAVE UP!

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS ALL ABOUT!

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@TomFornelli @EDormoh_2 Tom, I haven’t seen them win this mf here since before I was in undergrad. This shit means something to me man.

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@CD16ERA He’s really figured it out for an undersized back. Great catching out of the backfield too.

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@TonyLiebert It’s because you unfortunately weren’t of the era when The Big Ten was on campus

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@Jbooty88 Jake I think you’re referring to Anthony Smith being our best defender but this is actually a different edge, Jaxon Howard, that flies in on Underwood.

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@GamblinGoph @dannywgoodwin You know Gopher ball. 7-5, a bowl win, and a win over Wisconsin will have me pretty content all offseason

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@QuincyAvery Was a wizard at GT too. He had the bees in some games against Georgia they absolutely did not belong in.

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@BudElliott3 is Jake Dickert a top 3 “Does More With Less” coach in all of college football?

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@RyanBurnsMN Looked pretty nasty on replay

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@RyanBurnsMN WHITE ASS THIGHS BLINDING EVERYONE IN THE BOOTH!!!!! @Gaardsy @chipscoggins

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@TylerIAm ass tweet

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They’re called “a foid” because we can’t “a foid” to take them on dates anymore!

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@rhett_carlson @MetroTransitMN It’s politically unpopular but the solution is to tax cars more i.e. congestion pricing, etc. and earmark the funding for flexible transit use. Urban areas already subsidize suburbanites enough and cars are basically negative externalities on wheels.

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@Gopherated That would be Big 12 there, my man

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@AndyGraham22 Idk about best but he’s absolutely top 3. For my money, Pato is the second best all-around driver on the grid, averaged across the 3 track types. Pato’s biggest curse is that he races in the same era as someone who is truly all-time in each track category.

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“Joseph trying to believe the pregnancy was Holy Spirit,then 3 random dude pull up with gifts”😹💔

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@rhett_carlson Old flag flyers are the biggest bunch of “where muh country gone” LARPers ever.

You have no connection to the old flag you’re just a 50 year old toddler with Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

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@GophersKaneRob Just no more penalties like the one in Madison please, Joey

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@BudElliott3 Regardless of how high Drake Lindsey’s ceiling really is, it’s so cool to even see him mentioned here. Almost all I’ve known in my life is dreadful Gopher QB play through the metrodome days and at early TCF bank until Tanner Morgan, Max Brosmer and now Drake have come along.