[Guard strolls into the Cafeteria, as they usually would on a normal morning. They mumble to themself as they reach the coffee machine. The mumbling is incomprehensible and probably sleep deprived. Then they freeze and turn.]
"..Can I help you?"
-Guard has joined parody twt!!
IMPOSTOR! How could I let you roam freely around the ship, knowing that you might or even WILL kill an innocent Crewmate of ours! What kind of captain would do that? A CARELESS captain! And I’m no careless captain, I’m a captain that cares a LOT! With teamwork, we will seize you!
~Int Bait~
[Blue stood in the far corner of the party, drink swirling in their hand no sign of him actually drinking it. His focus more on the crowd of crewmates drunk out of their mind.]
This party's a complete disaster...
[They sighed, swirling their drink again.]
@GuardCrewmate [Blue jumps a bit at the newcomer appearing from nowhere]
Yeesh, gave me quite the scare.
[Blue turns to face Guard, looking them(?) up and down to get a read on them]
Never seen you around, are you new?