Guard.

Every lie is grit in the engines, Every crime is a crack in the hull.

// NOT ASSOCIATED WITH INNERSLOTH

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

@SIMULATEDGUARD …

No.

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

I have 100 followers. What should i do?

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

Who are you? Some shapeshifting impostor trying to impersonate me?

[Guard @TRUTHANDJUST1CE]

[Guard strolls into the Cafeteria, as they usually would on a normal morning. They mumble to themself as they reach the coffee machine. The mumbling is incomprehensible and probably sleep deprived. Then they freeze and turn.]

"..Can I help you?"

-Guard has joined parody twt!!

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

I AM AN INNOCENT CREWMATE!

I will find who killed our dear Cook. Its what they wouldve wanted….

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

IMPOSTOR! How could I let you roam freely around the ship, knowing that you might or even WILL kill an innocent Crewmate of ours! What kind of captain would do that? A CARELESS captain! And I’m no careless captain, I’m a captain that cares a LOT! With teamwork, we will seize you!

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

@GhostlyBuggyGoo // nah its ight, heading to bed now anyway

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

You seem lonely, whats the matter?

[Detective Blue @T1r3dDetective]

~Int Bait~

[Blue stood in the far corner of the party, drink swirling in their hand no sign of him actually drinking it. His focus more on the crowd of crewmates drunk out of their mind.]

This party's a complete disaster...

[They sighed, swirling their drink again.]

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

You could say that.

Im Guard, and you are?

[Detective Blue @T1r3dDetective]

@GuardCrewmate [Blue jumps a bit at the newcomer appearing from nowhere]

Yeesh, gave me quite the scare.

[Blue turns to face Guard, looking them(?) up and down to get a read on them]

Never seen you around, are you new?

[Red Among Us Crewmate @RedAmonger]

//Finished Among Us Story: On Guard Demo

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

@RedAmonger // its so fire

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

@wink_biosci // among us is fast but im faster

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

But what this ship really runs on is truth and justice.

“Guard joins parody twitter!”
#parodytwitter #amongus #amongusstory

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

@2ManyOlives // ewwwwww…