Captain!

This ship runs on teamwork!

(NOT AFFILIATED WITH INNERSLOTH)

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

Focus on the fortunate positives. Instead of a con-versation, make it a pro-versation!

(Captain joins Parody Twitter!)

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

@eng1neer_sparks @SIMULATEDGUARD Oookay?

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

@eng1neer_sparks @SIMULATEDGUARD What’s this about a simulation, Engineer? You always seem to know what’s going on around the ship!

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

How about we take a break from these theories, huh? Yeah? Okay.

[Guard; truth, justice. @coffeeofjustice]

Firing Doctor? Fire... Red... Blood... Perhaps some of my suspicion should be placed on none other than the streamer! A crack in the facade that will be chipped down to reveal the impostor underneath!

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

@SIMULATEDGUARD Simulation? Pfft, my life is as real as somebody’s life being real!

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

Right. As if I’m as stupid as somebody who’s stupid to believe that!

[Guard. @GuardCrewmate]

I AM AN INNOCENT CREWMATE!

I will find who killed our dear Cook. Its what they wouldve wanted….

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

I really think a Positivity Point of yours should be deducted because of this. But, hey! I live for positivity and teamwork, so I’m not gonna do that! Good vibes only, hahah!

[The engineer!! @eng1neer_sparks]

Ooooohh shoott.

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

HEY, as the captain of this ship, you will NOT fire my Doctor! They do their best to make sure we’re feeling good! Positivity!!! Teamwork!!!

[Pink || MIRA HQ (DOOMSDAY ARC JOINED) @Pink_MIRACorp]

We're firing him in the next layoff wave.

Live streaming sensitive MIRA information, utterly despicable!

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

Mmmm! Mm, mm, mmm! Cook, that meal was DELISH! You get TEN Positivity Points!

[Cook 🍳 @ClumsyYelloChef]

" Wowie ! I sure am happy a lot of people enjoy looking at my food ! I can't wait to hear their feedback on it !!! "

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

@LIVEDOCTV A medical expert to make sure everybody is fine and dandy! That’s YOU!

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

Ahhh, there you are, Doctor! We needed you!

[DOCTOR 💉🧬 @LIVEDOCTV]

Ah my goodness! I almost missed out on all this fun!!! Hello hello internet! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I already do streams but i know my fans would want more of me, so here I am!! I steam everyday but Thursdays and Sundays! #LoveForAll !!

[ #AmongUsOnGuard]

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

@coffeeofjustice Say that to the AIRLOCK!

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

YOUR ship?! This is MY ship, excuse me! I’m the captain!

[Guard; truth, justice. @coffeeofjustice]

I will not stand idly by while some killer runs free after taking out one of my peers. Their first mistake was murdering on a ship, their second mistake was murdering on MY ship.

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

@coffeeofjustice Keeping it straight?! Well, you’re making it go any other direction BUT straight! You killed Cook!

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

Wow…Another amazing meal, Cook! This looks DELISH!

[Cook 🍳 @ClumsyYelloChef]

" Ta-Dah !!! I have LUNCH ready for any crewmate that wants some- "

"Posi-ta ! Which is POSITIVE PASTA!!! "

" The pasta noodles are Al Denta (different colors to inspire positive vibes !) and the meatballs contain encouraging and inspirational quotes! ! ! "

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

Always gotta find a silly reason to come up with another silly theory, do you? These are just numbers, Guard! But I do appreciate your courage.

[Guard; truth, justice. @coffeeofjustice]

1217... ABAG... Mark my words, this hint will be cracked wide open.

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

@ClumsyYelloChef Noooo way!

//do they know 🥹

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

Then go pursue your dreams, Cook!

[Cook 🍳 @ClumsyYelloChef]

" Well, I wanted to test it out ! "

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

@ClumsyYelloChef Of course not! I won’t let that happen to our fabulous Cook!

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

@coffeeofjustice That’s what a real Impostor would say! You’re not safe, Guard…

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

Silly Guard, always coming up with theories! But here’s what I know, now! YOU’RE an Impostor!

[Guard; truth, justice. @coffeeofjustice]

Interesting...
They pollinate—with EVIL! So you say the impostor has a chance of being a female, eh?

[Captain! @RunningTheShip]

GUARD!

[Guard @TRUTHANDJUST1CE]

Yay.