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ontology | 6'6 with shoes | former knicks lunch table debate champion | future resident of orion (mintaka) | ex-roommates IQ was 195 | current retard

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@zynthustra Show is kinda fire tho ngl

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@alyssakrejmas No headphones at gym is good for the soul and the social.

"i cant hit muh pweeeraree without my fav song" sucker shit

[WholesomeDave🦄 @BostonFren_88]

The Romans considered lawyers and actors to be low-tier, garbage people.

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@townsharesarah But u look like ur like 4'11" so ur further from the sun and wont burn regardless

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@townsharesarah No sunscreen ---> coconut oil after

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@girlinterrupts9 Sugar daddies up

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@hazardpounder A rare species, often found when least expecting it in the wild. Often seen prowling the land with the "you know that ass is fat from the front"

[Bob Sheranko @BobSheranko]

Easiest spotted sign of low agency is not jaywalking. What do you mean you’re letting a light restrict your movement?

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@Alexfeinberg 29 and younger will die on the sword to defeat the retards

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@hemery411 Still a W

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@jasonkimvc @hiiinternet Wouldnt that just be the death of RiM?

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@fadule_ Can we modify the last one to --> fanfare of girls that dont follow u back or interact with u

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@vincent_vancode It baffles my mind when ppl thing soulles dorks like altman can achieve it with their gay lil SF LLM

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@CarolinaCloaked Diet Cope

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@hemery411 Baller

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@hemery411 Emery for 3, BANG!

What number date was it?

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@rafdelafuente Its ze bugs

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@townsharesarah @g01den_Grl Pheromones reveal all i need to know abt a gorl