Maria Renard

I don't understand what that means! No matter how complicated you make it, a bad thing is still bad thing! (#CastlevaniaRp / #SSBRP)

[Maria Renard @GuardianKnuckle]

Yeah yeah, grandpa. C'mon, you can get your tapioca when you're back in the coffin where you belong

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

Not without my tapioca

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

"FARTING?!

That sounds like my dearest Lisa. . . I miss her so. . ."

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

"FARTING?!

That sounds like my dearest Lisa. . . I miss her so. . ."

[Lady Palutena @LifeFindsLight]

The girl of your dreams is farting in bed so much right now.

[Lady Palutena @LifeFindsLight]

The girl of your dreams is farting in bed so much right now.

[Maria Renard @GuardianKnuckle]

@GRXNDCROSS Papa! You're gonna be sooo proud! I just made it to chapter 19 of Genesis...

[Maria Renard @GuardianKnuckle]

I'm twelve!

[snoop from peas @princebeforeson]

me: im tired
the qrts
alucard castlevania: mood
dracula castlevania: u should drop dead
richter castlevania: Bible verse Belmont
maria castlevania: im 12
me:

[Maria Renard @GuardianKnuckle]

@GRXNDCROSS Well, OBVIOUSLY she had a magic pot!

[Maria Renard @GuardianKnuckle]

@GRXNDCROSS

[Maria Renard @GuardianKnuckle]

@GRXNDCROSS

[RICHTER BELMONT @GRXNDCROSS]

"MARIA I DID NOT SAY THEY WERE SLAVES!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

[RICHTER BELMONT @GRXNDCROSS]

"Maria why have you sworn?

WHY HAVE YOU INSILTED ME TWICE?

YOU'VE BEEN HANGING WITH THOSE VAMPIRES AGAIN HM?"

[RICHTER BELMONT @GRXNDCROSS]

"Ah! @GuardianKnuckle! Wonderful news!

The script you gave to the gentlemen is finished! We're going to watch the show you've written now!"

[Maria Renard @GuardianKnuckle]

OH, UNCLE ALUCARD! EVER SINCE YOUR UNTIMELY ARREST, THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME... THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR GIFTS TO ME... Which I still didn't get!! AND NOBODY CAPTURES MY FAMILY AT AN IMPORTANT TIME LIKE THAT. #FREEALUCARD2023 @Dance_of_Pales

[Maria Renard @GuardianKnuckle]

Wow, thanks, @GRXNDCROSS for getting me this new sweet shake I asked for! You're the best! Ok, here I go!

[Maria Renard @GuardianKnuckle]

GRANDPA DRAC!!! I WANT THE PLAY!! GIMME THE PRETTY PRINCESS ONE!! @ProofOfBlood

[Peach Toadstool @PPeachToadstool]

Please look forward to seeing me on a big stage near you❣️

[Maria Renard @GuardianKnuckle]

[Meanwhile, Maria is waiting outside of Castlevania, looking very annoyed] What's taking him so long!? He said that he had a surprise for me, AND that this would be better than any christmas gift. Ooooh, he had better be right!!