Dracula

Alive father. Alive husband. Alive Dark Lord. Dead body parts no longer scattered and cursing each land.

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

@VagabondDealer @MischievousWork WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE BEFORE!

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

@VagabondDealer @MischievousWork Yes, yes! You were bested by a brute blessed by the holy on his religious tyrade of how kidnapping women, torturing the innocent, and reshaping the world in your image is WRONG and IMMORAL! You bide your time until your inevitable return where you repeat the same song and dance!

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

@MischievousWork @VagabondDealer @PaldeasPasada Yes. I have stated that the marriage was a farce to begin with. I had no legal authority! PAH! Certification. Back then you traded something of value, gave your word, and it was DONE!

YOU ARE COLLECTIVELY WASTING OUR TIME! MY THE NANNY! SHE'S IN FLUSHING, QUEENS RIGHT NOW!

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

@VagabondDealer @MischievousWork @PaldeasPasada IF YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR PETTY AFFAIRS, CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG? I HAVE TO MAKE IT IN TIME TO WATCH THE NANNY! I AM MISSING THE LIVE STREAM AS WE SPEAK AND ADRIEN IS NOT HERE TO SHOW ME HOW TO SCREEN RECORD!

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

@MischievousWork " I don't believe you. Red is what you will be seeing if you attempt to trick me again."

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

@MischievousWork favor for helping me sign up for a library card."

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

@MischievousWork "BAH! You know how INCONVENIENT this is, you LITTLE WHELP? I must teleport the castle through so many things. It's bad enough I rent out a room to the Smashed Brothers at Adrian's behest. I don't even know the name of that 'Red' child. Ugh! Very well. I suppose I owe you a >

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

@BuzzNavTab @MischievousWork @VagabondDealer You need to be certified to join two dark, abysmal, downright EVIL souls together! Nothing short of tragic. Why my Adrian defends humans and their decision to make everything increasingly complicated is beyond me. The marriage is not legitimate. If you'll excuse me.

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

@BuzzNavTab @MischievousWork @VagabondDealer Pardon me. Is this where I might locate Volo of the Ginkgo Guild? Prices so-low you know you're buying from Volo?

AH! THERE YOU ARE! It is with a heavy burden, I admit to you that APPARENTLY, THE 20TH CENTURY DOESN'T WORK LIKE THE 1500S USED TO!

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

What certificate?

#VoloWins2025

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

WHAT?! YOU DARE INTERRUPT ME?!

You crazy kids, you! Lisa and I were a couple of wild cards as well... By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife!

#VoloWins2025

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

IF EVERYONE IS FINISHED WITH THEIR COMMENTS AND OBSERVATIONS, I CAN BEGIN! THANK YOU!

Humans.

Ahem! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

#VoloWins2025

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

Thank you, Lance. Your input on which cape to wear today was immeasurable. My wife used to help me pick out my capes...

BUT ENOUGH TALK! We have a wedding to begin!

#VoloWins2025

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

Lisa loved air. . .

[snoop from peas @princebeforeson]

who is this diva i say putting onion rings in my air fryer

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

BOOOOOOOOO! HIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

Would you consider it the best. . . End of LIFE DECISION HIYAAAAH!

[snoop from peas @princebeforeson]

im gonna be honest.. having this piplup icon may have been my best end of the year decision

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

My bmi?

Boy i Miss lIsa my wife. . . My beautiful wife. . .

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

Fleaman is correct, you must vote.

Even my night creatures do their part each year.

[snoop from peas @princebeforeson]

fleaman from castlevania.hopes u did ur part and voted!

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

"I miss you son. . ."

[Dracula @ProofOfBlood]

"Mentioning my son everyday until he notices me. . .@Dance_of_Pales."