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[Carlton Banks’ Burner Account @cbanksburner]

Me watching Max Holloway get knocked out: #UFC308

[NFL Stats @NFL_Stats]

#Eagles additions so far…

• RB Saquon Barkley (3yr, $37.75M)
• DB CJ Gardner-Johnson (3yr, $27M)
• DE Bryce Huff (3yr, $51M)
• WR DeVante Parker (1yr, $4.7M)
• OG Matt Hennessy (1yr, $2M)
• LB Zack Baun (1yr, $3.5M)

Re-signings:

• DE Brandon Graham (1 year deal)
• TE Albert Okwuegbunam (1yr, $1.4M)
• P Braden Mann (2yr, $4.2M)
• LS Rick Lovato (1yr, $1.2M)

[.🤷🏼‍♂️. @GuarigliaIsaac]

@CGJXXIII LETS GO SO PSYCHED. Your jersey is the next I'm buying. Bring the Ski Mask back to Philly with you!!!!

[Conor Myles @SnipeMyles]

I’m not emotionally ready to let go of Jason Kelce playing center for the Eagles. We all selfishly want #62 in midnight green forever. Thank God for New Heights and that made for TV family so we can still be close with him. Will miss these blocks the most:

[.🤷🏼‍♂️. @GuarigliaIsaac]

Lmao dude talks about somebody's dead friend and expects not to get shit on. Fuck outta here.

[Jonathan Feliciano @MongoFeliciano]

Y’all can Shit on me for unintentionally back stabbing n hurting Spence.I can take that.N deserve some of it.But that JC shit nawww.Dude wanted to take it to the streets naw I’m too old for that n we in the nfl we got to much to live for.All I’m tryna to do is grow old on my farm

[Tay Tay Olive(r)♈️👑 @levismom82]

It’s been 6 years and still no other team had a better intro in the Super Bowl than this one

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

Still thinking about the Eagles' Super Bowl 52 intro 😤

https://t.co/m620uqTlAx

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

Anyone else irrationally mad seeing this picture, thinking about how the Eagles did virtually nothing to utilize D’Andre Swift’s receiving ability?

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

AJ Brown out with a knee injury and Jalen Hurts has a dislocated finger.

Eagles fans rn:

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

“The Eagles QB Sneak is ruining the league”

The League:

[☆𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘦𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘎𝘖𝘋☆ @JalenCarterDPOY]

Four other teams ran this formation in week 1.
They went 0-4 on this play.
The play isnt “unfair”. Y’all just can’t run it like the eagles can.

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

It's finally over.

Eagles waive punter Arryn Siposs.

Graded the 2nd worst of over 40 punters last season, and a big reason they lost the Super Bowl.
#Eagles

[.🤷🏼‍♂️. @GuarigliaIsaac]

Absolute Chaos.

[Mitch Spinell @MitchSpinell]

I present to you: Jose Ramirez rocking Tim Anderson.

Tom Hamilton on the call.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

Former Carolina #Panthers quarterback Cam Newton deserves to be a Hall of Famer:

-2015 MVP
-Super Bowl appearance
-3x Pro Bowler
-1x 1st Team All-Pro
-2015 Offensive Player of The Year
-2011 Rookie of The Year
-PFWA All-Rookie Team
-Bert Bell Award Winner (2015)
-Most rushing touchdowns by a quarterback in #NFL history: 75
-Most rushing touchdowns by a quarterback in a season: 14
-194 passing touchdowns
-32,382 passing yards
-5,628 career rushing yards
-“Super Cam” helped Carolina obtain a franchise-best 15��1 record en route to a Super Bowl appearance in Super Bowl 50
-@CameronNewton is one of four African-American quarterbacks to win NFL MVP and was the first to solely receive it
-Best #NFL Player ESPY Award (2016)
-PFWA All-NFL Team (2015) and PFWA All-NFC Team
-All-Iron Award
-#NFL Offensive Rookie of the Month (September) and 3x Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Week
-10x NFC Offensive Player of the Week
-Most combined touchdowns for a rookie in #NFL history (35)
-Most combined yards for a rookie in #NFL history (4,784)
-First rookie to pass for at least 4,000 yards and the only rookie to pass for more than 4,000 yards and rush for more than 700 yards
-First rookie in #NFL history to pass for more than 400 yards in back to back games
-Most passing yards by a quarterback in his first two games (854)
-Most games in #NFL history with a passing touchdown and a rushing touchdown (32)
-Most player of the week awards in a single season (5) tied with Tom Brady
-First player in #NFL history and most games with at least 250 passing yards, 100 rushing yards, one passing touchdown, and one rushing touchdown in a single game (2)
-Most games in single season with at least one passing touchdown and one rushing touchdown (8)
-Only player in NFL history with at least 30 passing touchdowns and 10 rushing touchdowns in same season: 2015
-Most rushing touchdowns in single season by a quarterback (14)
-Most combined yards in a player's first five seasons (21,560)
-First quarterback and fifth player in NFL history with at least 500 rushing yards, 5 rushing touchdowns, and 4.8 yards a carry in 5 consecutive NFL seasons
-First quarterback in NFL history to win both NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year and NFL MVP
-Most passing yards by a quarterback in debut game (422), September 11, 2011, against the Arizona Cardinals
-First quarterback in NFL history to pass for more than 400 yards in first two career starts, September 11, 2011, against the Arizona Cardinals and September 18, 2011, against the Green Bay Packers
-Fastest player to throw for 1,000 yards
-Sixth quarterback to throw for 400+ yards in back to back games
-First player in NFL history with at least five rushing touchdowns and five passing touchdowns in his first five games
-Twenty-fifth NFL player (and first quarterback) to have 20 rushing touchdowns in first two seasons
-First player to have 30 passing touchdowns and 20 rushing touchdowns in first two seasons
-First player in NFL history with 50 passing touchdowns and 25 rushing touchdowns in his first three seasons
-First player in NFL history with 4,000+ passing yards and 10+ rushing touchdowns in a season
-First player in NFL history with 4,000+ passing yards and 500+ rushing yards in a season
-First quarterback in NFL history with 100+ pass touchdowns and 25+ rush touchdowns in first five seasons
-First quarterback in NFL history with multiple seasons of 20+ passing touchdowns and 10+ rushing touchdowns in a season
-First player in NFL history with 10,000 passing yards and 1,000 rushing yards in his first three seasons
-First player in NFL history with 10,000 passing yards and 2,000 rushing yards in his first four seasons
-First player in NFL history to have at least 3,000 passing yards and 500 rushing yards in five consecutive seasons
-First QB in NFL history to rush for 100+ yards and pass for 300+ yards with 5 touchdowns in a single game
-Only player in history with 100+ rush yards and 5 pass touchdowns in a single game

ICONIC🔥

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Anakin Skywalker in Revenge of the Sith and The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Everybody is freaking out over the Pentagon’s $6.2 billion overpayment to Ukraine from an “accounting error”

Wait until you find out that $21 trillion of Pentagon financial transactions between 1998 and 2015 can’t be traced, documented, or explained.

[Robbie @RobbiePoirier10]

Nate Diaz when he goes out to socialize

[.🤷🏼‍♂️. @GuarigliaIsaac]

What is wrong with people.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

DeMar DeRozan's nine-year-old daughter, Diar, was escorted out of the Raptors' arena by Bulls' security on Wednesday after the team was notified by the NBA that she received severe online threats, per @ChrisBHaynes