Paul Gubbels

UNL AG-Economics. “all life forms must return at death what they took from the resources of earth during their lifetime”.

[Paul Gubbels @GubbelsPaul]

@ndcorngrower @JohnDeere Yes, gets really annoying.

[سلطان @i1Sul9]

في وحدة من الجامعات الألمانية، قرروا يسوّون اختبار علمي علشان يعرفون: هل البقرة تحس بألم وقت الذبح الإسلامي أو لا؟ استخدموا جهاز اسمه EEG يراقب إشارات المخ، ويحدد إذا فيه ألم أو لا، وكم قوته.

جهزوا البقرة للاختبار، شبكوا الأجهزة، وذبحوها.
وفي أول ٣ ثواني من الذبح…

[zombiebyteꕤ @zombiebytee]

@SpencerHakimian At this point, ee might as well just—

[Paul Gubbels @GubbelsPaul]

@BenRand10 @HiggasonLuke It was a lot higher in pierce county.

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Wife made me go to couples therapy last week

Nice office

Two couches

Box of tissues

The therapist asked what brings us in

My wife said "he treats everything like a transaction"

I said "that's not true"

The therapist asked me to give an example of something I do that isn't transactional

I thought about it for 11 seconds

I could not think of an example

The therapist asked how that made me feel

I said "efficient"

My wife looked at the therapist

The therapist looked at my wife

They had a moment

I was not part of the moment

My wife said "do you love me?"

I said "I chose you. Every day I choose you. That's not emotion. That's a commitment with a compounding return and I don't see a better alternative in the market."

The room went quiet

My wife cried

The therapist cried

I didn't understand why

That was the most romantic thing I've ever said

The therapist said "I think we should meet weekly"

I said "what's your hourly rate?"

She said "$275"

I said "for both of us or each?"

My wife picked up her purse and walked out

I stayed to negotiate the rate

Got it down to $250

Small win

Sent from my iPhone

[Paul Gubbels @GubbelsPaul]

@LMcustomtuning You got one for a 9510rt?

[D 👈👈👈👈 @bigmothufacking]

Did he go by she or certain pronouns

[Salty Cheese Ohio 2 @ChadMiller9899]

@bigmothufacking Pronouns are was/were now. Lol

[Paul Gubbels @GubbelsPaul]

@gubbsj3 @peacock I must of picked the wrong subscription with the no sound option. Looks like I will just go back to the radio for next game 😂

[Paul Gubbels @GubbelsPaul]

@bl_ag_inc Lol what a HYSA? Overcomplicated name for a money market?

[Paul Gubbels @GubbelsPaul]

@eichstadt_jay @cameron_korth @Schaef605 County prob remove there blade and get a roller on the maintainers next

[ryleykumm @ryley_kumm]

The 10 o clock news once Donald has fully taken control of the cattle & packing industries to "fix" them.....

[Jason Mauck @jasonmauck1]

Some people say that I think “outside the box” …. But really I consider the end just as important as the beginning. What % of your work is done “inside the box?

“You should let a steak rest for 10 minutes”

I always ask why should the last bite be cold? Hot fat taste the best.

[Paul Gubbels @GubbelsPaul]

@McNeilBJ @cb_catt @DozzzzzEric @Dusty3080467325 What rates and products could you run at 120ft with accuracy?

[Formerly La Jolla Antifa @FVcycle]

@GrainStats Are Louis Winthorpe and Billy Ray Valentine involved? https://t.co/gr5MbwLKfg

[kory melby @agturbobrazil]

https://t.co/XUCVnxNqkk.

[Gifford Gillette @GiffordGillette]

@BobGunzy More explicit reference from those papers.
@kdroder mentioned #6

[Cary Kelly @CaryKelly11]

Great visual for all the steaks you get from a half beef.

The one thing he is wrong about is the chuck eye steaks. He should have said chuck steaks.

I’d rather have the round steaks as ground beef unless you wanna make beef jerky.

Source: lazyjmeats (IG)

[That's Freaking Amazing @DesireToSee]

The little piglets were fighting, and Mama Pig couldn't stand it anymore, so she randomly gave one to her bestie to raise😂

[Paul Gubbels @GubbelsPaul]

@biofuelslaw @ryley_kumm