Live footage of me the next day at school when my friends question me about the 3/10 i was texting at 4am, and she screenshots our chats and puts them on her story.
I was never afraid to ask someone out in middle school because if they said no I could just say it was a dare, or my friend took my phone #shootersshoot
Context is so important, you may think I'm crazy for arguing with a duck, but little did you know 5 minutes earlier he stole my wife's necklace. #fthatduck