What men dont understand is.... Nobody cooks for her. Nobody cleans for her. Nobody makes her meals. Nobody does her laundry. Nobody makes sure she's okay. Nobody caters to her period. A woman is always instantly looked at as someone who needs to take care of everyone
Uterus: Look! I put up the wall paper for the new baby!
Body: yeah... There isn't a baby. Not this month.
Uterus: ...
Body: please dont...
Uterus: You do this all the time These false alarms. IM DONE. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. *Rips down wall paper*
-The menstrual cycle