TheatreGuestThoughts

The world is my oyster, and the floor is my trashcan.

Have a thought? PM me and it will be rightfully shared with the world

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It is appropriate and helpful to hand payment to the cashier at any time during the transaction

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@_notjacqueline Did they look like this?

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When it says "Mind Blowing Gormet Pretzels" the "Mind Blowing Gormet" part is obviously a flavor.

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"Can you put butter on my nachos?"
"Haha"
"I'm serious."

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I'm going to place my refill cups/bags on the other side of the register out of sight and as far away from the concessionist as possible

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Wait this isn't true? https://t.co/a72tgLNAc5

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"A customer told me the prices were so high because I get paid too much. What?? minimum wage???"

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"Free refill" means I get 2 separate bags of popcorn right?

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No I don't want butter flavoring I just want butter.

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That concessions employee is clearly busy helping someone else, but let me ask them for some things.

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"Can I get some m&ms?"
*gets m&ms*
"I wanted the peanut ones."

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"Can I get coke and a popcorn?"
*waits expectantly*

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I think they were in that theater *points vaguely and expects usher to understand*

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I have no awareness of the fact that my actions affect other people

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How to throw things away 101 #nailedit

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My kids can run and climb all over anything they want! They're MY kids. I won't watch them though, so if they got hurt I wouldn't even know.

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@yagirlG @ColbySiva oh yes there was a smile, but inside that usher died a little

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I'm a little girl who shoved an usher to get to a sink. She smiled and said "I'm sorry," and I didn't notice the deep rage in her eyes.

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*usher watches in despair and helplessness as my family tramples our spilled popcorn to bits*

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I love throwing toilet paper on the floor! Everyone does! FUCKING YAY