Matthew Guest

Wasps, Surrey CCC and Arsenal fan. 1st XI keeper for Walthamstow CC. Self proclaimed Gin and Belgium beer connoisseur. Views are my own.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

24-year-old Connor Bishop, who was filmed throwing a traffic cone at retreating police officers during a protest in Southampton, refused to enter the courtroom, and he refused to leave his cell.

The usher told the court that he was crying his eyes out.

Don't cry now, big man.

[Alzheimer's Society @alzheimerssoc]

Tonight, Channel 4 brings the 1966 World Cup Final back to life in colour.

But this isn’t just a match replay.

Many who lived that moment, players and fans alike, have been affected by dementia.

Throughout the broadcast, you can donate to help fund vital support for people living with dementia and their families.

Channel 4 @4:54pm

https://t.co/SyUEQ8epXI

[Luke @lukebastardo16]

@bbcquestiontime

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Ant Middleton does like assaulting police officers.

[Arsenal Buzz @ArsenalBuzzCom]

🎥| Riccardo Calafiori and Declan Rice singing Adele’s ‘Someone Like You’ 🎶 #afc

[Matthew Guest @Guesty84]

Fucking hell, the demograph with the highest chance of getting prostrate cancer and probably the least likely to engage are being encouraged to do something about it. White people can have the same treatment. There’s no tiers to this it’s just the NHS trying to save lives.

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

On the day the whole political establishment claims we do not live in a two tier country, they announce this.

Note, the NHS makes NO drugs available exclusively to white people.

[Adam Keys @adamkeys_]

Eze played 54 games this season, 52 of which were for Arsenal, and got 10 goals and six assists, including the winner against Newcastle to kick start our five game winning run to win the title. He played the second most minutes of his career, and finished the season as a Premier League winner, played in a Champions League final and is on the plane for the World Cup. As we were told for 22 years, football is about winning.

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

Going to buy a copy of The Sun every day a Liverpool fan interacts with me from now on

[Matthew Guest @Guesty84]

Incredible

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

The Empire State Building shines red and white tonight in celebration of @Arsenal’s Premier League Title and trophy celebration.

See the lights live: https://t.co/iavtXSm3Fx

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

The Empire State Building shines red and white tonight in celebration of @Arsenal’s Premier League Title and trophy celebration.

See the lights live: https://t.co/iavtXSm3Fx

[Brian Spuzuki @BrianSpanner1]

‘I don't know Jeff has there? I must've missed that.
A kitchen?’

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Adriano Del Monte @adriandelmonte]

Ollie Watkins just scored a double to beat Man City, away, after a 3 day session in Istanbul.

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Top of the league with 6 games to go. Lost the league by 7 points.

[C. @ArsecaI]

City were top of the league with 5 games left and finished 7 points behind

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We all deserve this ❤️

[Darren @DarrenArsenal1]

Foden and Palmer left out, why? Because theyve stunk the place out all season.

Finally have a manager who chooses players he wants and not the sacred cows that some in the media want.

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

Forget 'Set Piece FC', Arsenal have won the title without '115 charges' lurking in the margins like Man City, without buying their own women's team like Chelsea, without petro-dollars behind them. That should be celebrated, writes IAN HERBERT https://t.co/z0bdODbQb3