Guido Grasso

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

@MooreintheAM Nobody takes him seriously. Besides MTL watches RDS anyway. We get the hockey night it Canada song too. I love you John, you’re too good for “losses his job”

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

@TerryDiMonte @BigP4H @CHOM977 @joeavati I will. Grazie!

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

@BigP4H @CHOM977 @joeavati @TerryDiMonte 506 days later, Thank you bro!

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

@artiequitter You look fantastic

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

@artiequitter Auguri Artie

[GIUSEPPETHEMC @giuseppethemc]

PERTH AND BRISBANE AUSTRALIA!

@guidograssojr and I coming to perform our FIGLI ITALIANI COMEDY TOUR" this November!

Click link in my bio 👉 @giuseppethemc for tickets show dates and locations!

See you this… https://t.co/5lk4icbeI4

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

I’m Italian and the things they don’t tell you in the travel guides. In Naples it’s also not uncommon to have a full conversation with a woman with a goiter and have to pretend you don’t see it or her Tom Selleck moustache. #Napoli #zia #southern #proud #maradona #goiter #nonna

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

Breaking News! No word yet on how Musketeers feel about this and Representatives for Alexandre Dumas were unavailable and dead but we are waiting for comment by Gerard Depardieu who will call us as soon as he’s done taking a dump. #TrudeauBlackface #muskateer #absurd #depardieu

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

Trudeau looks like Peter Sellers in The Party. #TrudeauBlackface #trudeaupetersellers

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

Trudeau vows to not go down without a fight. Just keeps standing tall. #TrudeauBlackface #trudeaupetersellers https://t.co/DJzYDnbBlj

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

He should have answered like Trump
Would‘ve responded “ya I did black face I don’t care crooked Hillary killed people next question” #TrudeauBlackface

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

Trudeau looks like an extra in Temple of Doom. #TrudeauBlackface

[Sylvester Stallone @TheSlyStallone]

Introducing Rambo: The Complete Recap! Previously on... FIRST BLOOD

[Sylvester Stallone @TheSlyStallone]

FRANCO COLUMBU , The greatest and strongest bodybuilder I have ever met has passed... He taught me many things that I have applied throughout my life - We will NEVER HAVE A MAN LIKE THIS AGAIN - thank you for the memories Franco

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

@ChrisCuomo my name is #guido, if I lost my shit every time they laughed at my name I’d be in jail. #fredo shouldn’t have bothered you the way it did. Think about it, would you really rather be Vito, Michael or Sonny? I’d rather be a Cuomo even a Fredo Cuomo. #ripjohncazale

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

@TerryDiMonte LOL good one T. By the way ask Andrew Peplowski how he pronounces it. He was giving Andrew a Carter a recipe and said Prochweetoe.

[Pantelis @BigP4H]

Every single time I come to New York, I complain that they don't know how to eat.
God damn did @carlruiz just shut me up. 👌 Elite chef. Top restaurant.

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

@TerryDiMonte I feel you Terry. Now onto the best chapter of your life!

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

@robynlisaflynn Must be the same guy selling French guide books and French maps to tourists. FRENCH books to American tourists.

[Guido Grasso @GuidoGrassoJr]

@manofbird We don’t use grosse Vache enough. #grossevache #grandevacca