elizabeth guier

I love my cat a lot

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ben & jerry (ben cohen & jerry greenfield) tried to boycott their ice cream from being sold in israel, so unilever went behind their back and sold a portion of the company to an israeli licensee against their wishes. israel is selling ben & jerry's through corporate domination

[brandon* @brndxix]

that .18 is $180 billion dollars and i’m supposed to believe that’s not evil doing

[Michael @TheMG3D]

It’s so much more than I realized

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

does anyone have tips for bathing suit shopping if, hypothetically, my vagina happens to have two normal sized lips, as opposed to what these models have, which appears to be, medically speaking, one teensy tiny mono lip

[noah @eliranto]

The correct takeaway from this is to recognize young, up-and-coming talent and not to make a creepypasta cinematic universe

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

I don’t think people understand the gravity of what we are looking at in this photo. This should infuriate every single one of us.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Mamdani taxed the rich and suddenly libraries work, potholes get fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more.
That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

[(((Not That Crown, Maybe))) @CrownMaybe]

Stupidly and naively, it didn't occur to me that Amazon would force-retire my Kindle Fire 7 that my wife gave me for an anniversary well over a decade ago, one of my most treasured possessions. It wasn't hurting anyone. It just sat there and worked every time I asked.

[Hind Rajab 🇵🇸 ♥️ @LungeloN_Zulu]

What a headline 🤌🏾

[nia @gimmeksenia]

i’ve been emotional all day about that facebook marketplace fic like someone really took the time to code all that and make it functional and interesting and so fun to read like…all for free too

[🦢 @meishato]

Every Ice agent and every male prison employee should be required to provide DNA so that they can be matched up to their kids for child support. And criminal prosecution

[POKE @pig_in_a]

"the omegafication of jensen ackles" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THAT'S THE FIRST OMEGA EVER!!! HE IS THE MOTHER AND EVE OF ALL OMEGA!!! HE STARTED ALL THIS LEARN YOUR DAMN HISTORY

[bullet 🖤 semi-ia @bulletfic]

📢📢📢 "DEAD DOVE" IS A MEANINGLESS TAG IF THERE ARE NO OTHER TAGS 📢📢📢 YOU HAVE TO TELL US WHAT THE DOVE IS FOR THE WARNING TO BE HELPFUL 📢📢📢

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

THEY SKINNED PEDRO PASCAL AND GAVE THE MUSTACHE TO LEO OH NO

[toast 𑣲 @toastastri]

the prettiest girl you know reads gay fanfiction btw

[beck @unrivaled]

as promised i bought an extra snl connor storrie/mumford & sons shirt and i want to give it to one of you! you don’t have to follow me or anything, but you will need to rt the post in order for me to run a random user selector since likes are private. good luck, everyone! 💫

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i need a friend with benefits,
not SEXUALLY… i’m talking about nepotism & privilege

[pete🕷️ @fgspete]

It kinda freaks me out that you never really know how the other person feels, like it could all just be a lie.

[jo @notafan_jo]

i placed this brick 10 years ago omg

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: Swiss commentator kept on reminding viewers of the war crimes the pilot has openly supported, while the Israeli bobsleigh team was racing on the Olympics.