gogurt burgler

my sexy mediocre thoughts (do not read)

[GL @gldivittorio]

“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙

[gogurt burgler @_MiaSol_]

That audio book is gonna be so quick I’m gonna have to listen on 0.5x speed 💀

[TrishCrave @TrishCrave]

Trisha Paytas reveals the cover for her upcoming book, ‘Crying On The Kitchen Floor.”

The book releases November 11th.

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

i bet they were easy books though

[doomfoks 🎙️ @doomfoksyt]

Opening twitter expecting to be immediately pissed off but see this instead

[gogurt burgler @_MiaSol_]

LFG

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jasmine Crockett has conceded the Texas Senate primary to James Talarico.

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

What an interesting book. I just wish there was an app where we could talk about it

[Michael Albert, MD @MichaelAlbertMD]

You can ignore the science, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring the science.

[gogurt burgler @_MiaSol_]

This is what “boyfriend air” is btw

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Absolutely not, women don’t want your greasy booty germ hands rubbing all over their face like this, ruins your makeup and gives you pimples

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

pussy shit, deeply embarrassing

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

The MAGA slippery slope

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

anti-intellectualism is dying 🥹

[Tree of Logic 🇺🇸 @Tree_of_Logic]

Ana Kasparian is 5'3" while Pearl is 6'0". @pearlythingz

Leave these short girls alone and FIGHT ME YOU SASQUATCH LOOKING BITCH! Bring that smoke to me!!!!!!!

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

Thanks for 1 Million followers :D

shoutout to the fertile meme god @elonmusk for legalizing comedy ❤️ i am white by the way

if Comedy is ever repealed, and the muzzle is put on me… remember to follow on other platforms 🐒