GummyDevil

I am the World's Largest Gummy Bear! The equivalent of 1,400 regular sized Gummy Bears, I am a whopping 9-inches high with a smooth 12,600 calorie aftertaste

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@StarFlowerz17 Howverydareyou! When I bite off your legs you'll be 1 foot also :)

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@StarFlowerz17 Is this a romantic proposal?

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@kimberleeen I want to eat you first. Deal?

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Oh my poor head....don't you hate that feeling when you've hibernated too long? That's the last time I abuse Yogi's cough medicine

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My mum told me i'd grow up to be a beautiful butterfly....I guess she lied!

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Paris Hilton wants me as her next pet :( i'll have to eat her, does anyone have any chocolate sprinkles to hide the taste?

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Contrary to popular belief, GummyDevils CAN touch their toes, when they erm...feel like it, okay? Oh how you mock me...

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Just got incredibly light-headed from an alcohol filled mince pie. Might just be having another one of those ;)

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I am entering the @tymoss PhoneDevil Magic Screen protector giveaway so that my iPhone can be almost as tempting as I am :D

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Just had a punch-up with a gummy worm, showed him who's boss. Now he's making me sammiches.

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I sent myself to @CHRISDJMOYLES to get on my fav. show, but he didn't acknowledge me? :( In other news, hell just froze over

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I have Jedward's number in my phone book

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I keep having nightmares about Scottish people deep-frying me :( Can't we just go clubbing instead?

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Sorry for the silence! You know you need to lose weight when a woman from Texas kidnaps you on the tube. Took me ages to eat her!

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@PhillyD You don't want to eat me? fantastic! A wise choice Mr DeFranco...nothing's stopping me playing Modern Warfare 2

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Its 7:45 and this bears bedtime....went on another Fruit Pastilles bender. Its real sugar on the outside you know!

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Received a call from Katie Price's agent, she needs a tasty new fake-boyfriend. I told her I'm holding out for Alex @SimWise

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@CHRISDJMOYLES I wish...bears aren't allowed on buses :( especially Gummy Bears...I tried it once and a crazy lady ate my ear.

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Listening to @CHRISDJMOYLES and @chrismoylesshow - he's my favourite bear-like DJ. They're talking about eating exotic animals....oh dear!

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@heatworld Hi I am GummyDevil, the World's Largest Gummy Bear. I want to sell the story of my addiction to Fruit Pastilles.