Emelda Nalungwe

Economist|Financial Analyst|Customer Relations|Sales Personnel|Social Media Manager|Loan Consultant|

[Emelda Nalungwe @Gummydrop_Emmy]

@andyzee2 Yessss!!!

[Mbasela @Mbasela__]

My next bine I’m calling HH to cut the ribbon

[••PHAROAHS MISTRESS••🇿🇲 @FaithAlakas]

Guys remember those dogs I was selling?

So someone bought one dog from me some weeks back. He took it home and was sooo excited. Apparently he lives on flats and one of his neighbors claims thats her dog and that he stole from her. Fast forward they have been having serious …

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

IT guy: so now you press any button to continue.
Me:*presses power button.*
IT guy:

[Tony | The Ambassador @tonytheegoon]

No one should ever make you feel bad for working hard or loving your job. Unemployment is a tough place to be. If you are blessed with an opportunity, give it your all.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

*Me getting ready to pay for my oil change*

Mechanic: So we also noticed tha-

Me:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.

[Emelda Nalungwe @Gummydrop_Emmy]

@TwaamboHamoomba @Makanjila_23 Does he still get headaches? 😬😬😬

[H.i.l.e.n.i @ndafelao_01]

Ladies:
Please find a birth control method that is suitable for you and stay on it if you're not ready to have a baby. 🤍👏🏾

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

I am realizing how much I cannot stand an unhelpful man.

[Emelda Nalungwe @Gummydrop_Emmy]

A man’s financial status is only impressive if and only if I’m benefiting from it. All that talking & bragging is just noise really.

[N✨ @BaddieNay]

Something about a man bragging about how much money he has and not actually giving it to me that gives me the ick. If it’s not in my account I really don’t care for it?

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

Ngl some parents really need to be told that they failed at raising their kids properly…

[Kelvin Novo @KelOnovo]

Never take marriage advice from a man who hates women.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Walking into work the next day after calling in sick with my new hair

[𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓤𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓼 ☙ @PenelPixie]

Ovulation pain will have you thinking you have appendicitis or something

[ChipoAutumn @ChipoAutumn]

In this life, just show up. To the wedding, funeral, hospital bedside or braai. Just show up.

[Chaté 🧊🦉 @Chatnovski]

Huge part of friendship is being available and showing up. You’ll realize it’s genuine when it’s reciprocated.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

having a baby by a man who already has kids sounds like joining a cult to me 😭

[Emelda Nalungwe @Gummydrop_Emmy]

@andyzee2 😂 the one that has your heart.