 Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️)

You wanna know what DLC stands for? It means “Deadpool Living Comfortably!” | You’re my one thing, @KUNOICHIDOCTOR

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

“I may be super, but… heheh … I’m nooooo hero.”

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

@insignemous "Im surprised you hadn't considered putting on your mickey ears, or even your Winnie the Pooh hoodie.

Grab your things; the parks will be ours, tonight."

[—𝕳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒆 @aranaeaenigmata]

〔 𝚊𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚖𝚊⸸𝚊 〕

Not Patrick Stewart, man. . .

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

"And to think my temper was awful. Fineeeee."

An exasperated sigh as he performs the following; He goes on to hang his head, as his hands go as far as they can stretch without tearing from his torso.

[Lady Deadpool .ᐟ @ladykatanas]

"Pretty sure your wingspan is far larger than that, Wade, buddy. You better make me feel wanted or I'm gonna make you feel lacerated."

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

Makes sense. I dipped into the void for some time.

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸) @_Teenage_Hybrid]

Oh, I am.

It's just been a minute since I was around for it.

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

@FesteringInk Bear hugging her.

"I'll let go when you feel ready to use me as a stabbing canvas."

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

Did they all go to voicemail?

Surely your outings cant keep you THAT preoccupied, Webs.

[Spider-Man .ᐟ @NYCwbster]

. . .

I uh— oh.

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

"This any better?"

He goes on to use both hands, moving them slightly away from his face.

[Lady Deadpool .ᐟ @ladykatanas]

“You widen those fingers right now or I’m gonna get snippy.”

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

I get my kicks out of being abnormal, Carl.

Thought you'd be used to my chaos at this rate.

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸) @_Teenage_Hybrid]

You are an interesting fellow, dude-

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

I had a feeling you'd agree, Knife.

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

. . . You wouldn't answer my phone.

[Spider-Man .ᐟ @NYCwbster]

Blink blink

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

@FastestRedBolt https://t.co/ufSDSuLwpD
And thats hoping his suit doesnt run out of juice

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

https://t.co/ufSDSuLwpD
Fuck out the way iron man, Ororo looks fucking stunning

[Marvel Rivals @MarvelRivals]

Two warriors descend from the skies above. ⚡

Clash in style with Iron Man and Storm in their @marveltokon: Fighting Souls inspired costumes!

Available: October 29 at 7 PM PT!

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

🤏

Testing her temper.

[Lady Deadpool .ᐟ @ladykatanas]

"Diiiiid you miss me? Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes."

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

@FesteringInk I will keep this secret to my grave...

In exchange for a singular hug.

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

Snickering.

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸) @_Teenage_Hybrid]

A little would be a bit of an understatement.

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

I saw this by the local mall.

Besides, im a little bored.

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸) @_Teenage_Hybrid]

What the actual hell-

[ Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) @GunFuMerc]

People say romantic, I say sexually arousing

Same difference

[𝔱𝔦𝔞 @bloodytragedies]

blood is so romantic if you think about it, that’s why vampires consume it, it’s the utmost form of adoration they can show a lover