Brooks Calfka

Former Cronkite of local prep basketball coverage. Now, a top bartending prospect schmoozing middle-aged gamer nerds at Archives. Run Hard // Eat Hard. Thicc.

[Brooks Calfka @GunMom4RandPaul]

Definitive Cookie Rankings:
1. Oatmeal Raisin
2. Oatmeal Raisin w Walnuts
3. Oatmeal Craisin
4. Frosted Oatmeal Raisin
5. Oatmeal Raisin w Chocolate Chips

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@buttkicker7 It’s like the 15 year old falsetto boy playing Juliette in an old Shakespeare play complaining about Romeo’s lack of masculinity

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@DaveRadcliffe_ Congrats homie !

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@oledustyass Tasteful nude for me all day

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@EricBlair560 @PatMcAfeeShow @evanfoxy You suck man

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This ain’t it bruh.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

@evanfoxy I think Nassar was in on the design team actually

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@oledustyass Same but Kenny g

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@LeBatardShow @roywoodjr Couple of munchers cutting it up

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@oledustyass @TamieUSCongress We don’t need to replace stupid w more stupid

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@MilesBridges Go fuck yourself man

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@jasonwhitlock You’re a fat loser.

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@trad_west_ Maybe a few non whites ?

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@oledustyass Fair

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Known everywhere else in the country as soft serve

[Vermont Tourism @VermontTourism]

Nothing goes better with a hot Vermont summer day than a cold, sweet creemee. @vtdigger pulled together more than 400 places to sample Vermont's classic thick, delicious soft ice cream: https://t.co/uqKWB7lRxq #ThisIsVT

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If you wanna describe secretariat as an athlete you can fuck all the way off

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Do you consider Secretariat an athlete?

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@CVasilie @AmNotEvan Speech*

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All lies, Vermont fkn sucks

[Vermont Tourism @VermontTourism]

Vermont's "Little City" Vergennes is characterized by Lake Champlain maritime history, a nationally recognized ice cream parlor, one of New England's best theatres, and more. @BostonGlobe writes it's on par with a big city getaway: https://t.co/G6eFWF1xUj #ThisIsVT

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@JoshEberley @BodogCA Celtics 103-99

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It’s ALWAYS soup weather

[The New York Times @nytimes]

"Thought this was fantastic, and it's something I'll likely make again as it reheats well."

It may *technically* be spring, but it's definitely still soup weather. https://t.co/t0ix9cVxnQ

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@HowardBeck Idk man. It’s at the very least a leading question and, while I wouldn’t say it’s problematic, there’s plenty of ways to rephrase it that wouldn’t push the player toward a negative response. Giannis was reflective, but at that moment idk if it’s fair to expect everyone to be.