Prove me wrong: The worst fire guard shift is between 0300-0400 when there isn’t enough time to go back to sleep so you just lay there waiting to get up for the day.
You ever smell something and you can’t quite put your finger on what it smells like? It’s like going into a room and forgetting what you were supposed to get. Oh well, I’m sure my dog will fart again soon and I’ll figure it out then.