Mr. Meeseks

Just another expert on everything I know nothing about. 📚 #MasterOfNone #ProfessionalProcrastinator

[Forever SureBoy ⭐️ @MathiasIgonor]

There’s no clip from the FIFA 2026 World Cup that can top this one! 😭😭😭😭

[That guy. @Shutabug]

A very good day to be an Arsenal and Knicks fan!

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Arsenal—23 years
Knicks—53 years

Two long barren runs come to an end in 2026 🤝

[mari @fcmareee]

when i say im a patient hater this is what i mean https://t.co/D3khubBJRh

[BRITISH HODL ❤️‍🔥🐂❤️‍🔥 @BritishHodl]

There are people who have taken losses and sold Bitcoin at the 200 week moving average to buy the SpaceX and incoming AI IPO's.

People I know who have no business knowing about IPO's know it's happening.

Margin requirements in broker account are being changed for this IPO.

My Mum & Dad are texting me asking how she can get some SpaceX after "hearing about it".

While BofA told its high end clients to start taking profits last week.

To put it into perspective...

Let's say you put $5,000 into SPCX, if the company went straight VERTICAL to a $5 TRILLION valuation - from a starting $2 Trillion.

You would have $14,000 and a profit of $9,000.

If the valuation HALVED - it would be trading at 50x revenue.

Apple went public at 15x.

This is a straight liquidity dump and I expect capital to pivot violently especially as the lock up terms are the loosest I've ever seen - insiders could potentially start selling as early as next week.

All the while the US President has "ended a war" 1 day before the biggest IPO to add some fuel to the fire - and I suspect the war to regain steam after the liquidity dump happens.

There are moments in your Bitcoin journey where you're going to learn quite deeply what Step 2 of my 3 rules means.

For a lot - it's going to be their pivot into SPCX and the coming AI IPO's - after selling their Bitcoin listening to losers.

The US capital markets are no longer for what they used to be for - before they were for hyper speed growth and now they're for value capture and exit.

The game transitioned to private markets investments -> public market dumps about 10 years ago.

But - to those chasing SPCX...

Good luck - I genuinely wish you the best.

[Alfred Mathu @MathuAlfred]

If You’re Over 30 and Haven’t Started Investing, Read This Carefully

Take a moment and think about the last 30 years of your life. Think about how much has happened during that period. You have gone from one stage of life to another, watched technology transform the world around you, seen relationships begin and end, and experienced milestones that once seemed impossibly far away.

Yet when you look back, those three decades no longer feel like a long time. They feel like a collection of memories compressed into what seems like a surprisingly short period.

Now consider what that means for your future.

If the last 30 years passed more quickly than you expected, there is every reason to believe the next 30 will do the same. The difference is that those years will take you much closer to retirement than to the beginning of your career.

This is why investing becomes increasingly important after 30.

For most people, the years between 30 and 60 represent the most productive period of their lives. These are typically the years when earning power is highest, professional experience is greatest, and the ability to accumulate assets is strongest.

The financial decisions made during this window often determine whether retirement becomes a period of freedom or a period of financial dependence.

Unfortunately, many people spend these years focusing exclusively on income while neglecting wealth creation.

They work hard, earn promotions, and increase their salaries, but every additional shilling is consumed by a growing lifestyle. As income rises, expenses rise with it. The result is that years of hard work create a higher standard of living but very little financial security.

At some point, every professional will discover that there are limits to how long they can rely on their ability to earn. Energy declines, priorities change, and retirement eventually arrives whether one is financially prepared or not.

The encouraging reality is that you do not need extraordinary wealth to begin investing. What matters most is starting. A modest amount invested consistently over many years is often more powerful than a large amount invested too late. The goal is not perfection. The goal is to ensure that as the years continue to pass you are building assets alongside your career.

The clock is moving regardless of what any of you choose to do.

[Simona @Simona_Cllo]

I am starting to realize that Bitcoin is a lesson of conviction

I have held and expanded my Bitcoin position since 2018 and here is what I have learned:

1. No matter how much knowledge you have and how confident you are in Bitcoin, those bear runs absolutely suck and there will always be a feeling of uneasiness of buy during this period.

2.When the bull run eventually comes back you always end up with this feeling that I should have bought more. I could have had more gains.

3.When buying during a bear market don't wait for a price to get lower. Just catch the falling knife otherwise you may find yourself missing out. And if it does go lower after you buy, DCA because the prices that you see during the bear runs will never be seen again.

4.Also remember building wealth is not everything. Don't forget to enjoy yourself and give time to the people who love and care for you because you never know when it can all end either.

This is a journey so enjoy every step of it and continue to better your lives. Good luck to y'all

Also while I understand the utility behind Bitcoin most people who invested in it are invested in to make money, that is just the harsh reality despite the purchasing power of fiat decreasing over time.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

I once had a sexual relationship with an auditor in my organization. The department I was heading used to send procurement and maintenance approvals to her, and the amounts involved were substantial.

Immediately we started sleeping with each other, she stopped vetting my requests and drilling me the way an auditor should. Every single request was met with, "Approved. Best regards."

Some days, she would be naked in my apartment while I fondled her boobs as she sat on the bed with her laptop processing my approvals. She would go, "Babe, I have treated your requests. I'll quickly follow up with the Finance Department to make payment. You don't have to stress, my love."

Now imagine if I had been padding the figures on those requests. I could have easily ripped the organization off simply because two employees decided to get into a sexual relationship.

Hope this answers your question.

[Mr. Meeseks @GunnerWhoWalks]

@VictorNyakund10 A sacco loan on 12% reducing balance means the effective cost to borrow is around 5-7% depending on the tenure of the loan. That is why sacco deposits should not be thought of as investments in themselves but wealth building engines.

[Mwango Capital @MwangoCapital]

A top-tier Spanish football club reportedly used Kalshi to hedge relegation risk, placing a multimillion-dollar bet that would pay out if it dropped from La Liga.

The club stayed up despite losing 1-0, avoiding a major revenue hit, while quant firm Susquehanna reportedly took the other side and made over $1M.

[SightBringer @_The_Prophet__]

⚡️Bitcoin is the first asset in modern history whose main product is refusing to die.

That is why Hal Finney’s line is so powerful.

He saw the actual mechanism before almost anyone else.

Bitcoin does not become valuable because someone promises yield, growth, dividends, guidance, or political backing.

Bitcoin becomes valuable because it keeps surviving every attempt to dismiss, ban, corrupt, fork, ridicule, financialize, and bury it.

Every day it survives, the world has to quietly update.

At $0.01, the bet was “this is probably a toy.”

At $15, the bet was “maybe this survives among weirdos.”

At $1,000, the bet was “maybe this becomes a speculative asset.”

At $20,000, the bet was “maybe this becomes digital gold.”

At $60,000+, the bet became “maybe this is a permanent monetary rail.”

The price is just the visible surface of that probability update.

Bitcoin’s real chart is not price. It is death probability collapsing over time.

That is what skeptics still do not understand.

They think Bitcoin has to keep proving itself with new arguments. It doesn’t. Time is the argument. Blocks are the argument. Halvings are the argument. Failed bans are the argument. Exchange collapses that fail to kill it are the argument. Bear markets that fail to erase it are the argument. Governments regulating it instead of destroying it are the argument. BlackRock packaging it is the argument. States discussing reserves are the argument.

Bitcoin wins by making disbelief more expensive each year.

The real genius of Bitcoin is that it turned survival into compounding credibility. Most assets need management teams to execute. Bitcoin needs the network to keep producing blocks and refusing invalid rules. That sounds simple, but simple is the point. It is a machine that converts time, energy, and consensus into monetary credibility.

Fiat credibility decays because humans keep modifying the promise.

Bitcoin credibility compounds because the promise keeps refusing modification.

That is the entire civilizational split.

Every fiat system eventually asks for trust again. Trust us through this emergency. Trust us through this deficit. Trust us through this war. Trust us through this bailout. Trust us through this inflation. Trust us through this temporary measure. Trust us through this debt spiral.

Bitcoin says: verify.

That is why it terrifies the old system. It exposes money as a credibility game and then offers a version where the rules do not need a priesthood.

The hardest truth: Bitcoin is no longer trying to become legitimate. Legitimacy is slowly being forced to route through Bitcoin.

That does not mean the path is clean. There will be crashes, confiscation attempts, custody failures, regulation, taxation, ETF paper games, political attacks, quantum fear cycles, and stupid leverage blowups. None of that changes the core. Those are stress tests.

The longer Bitcoin survives the stress tests, the more absurd the zero case becomes.

The zero case was plausible in 2010.

It is now mostly a psychological defense mechanism for people who missed the compounding of monetary credibility in real time.

Bitcoin is not just an asset anymore. It is a running referendum on whether trust in code-backed scarcity can outlast trust in political restraint.

And the answer keeps getting clearer.

Every block says the same thing:

The promise held again.

[Mr. Meeseks @GunnerWhoWalks]

@WaruhiuFranklin When do you think we'll hit that bottom?

[Muskonomy @muskonomy]

BREAKING: SpaceX plans to price its IPO at $135 per share, selling 555.6 million shares to raise $75 billion in the largest IPO ever, Reuters reports.

That values SpaceX at $1.75 trillion. The roadshow begins Thursday.

Setting a target price this early is highly unusual. Companies normally give a range first and lock the price the day before the debut.

Elon Musk will be required to hold his shares for 366 days after the IPO, a signal he is not selling. SpaceX is also weighing letting individual investors take up to 30% of the offering.

Proceeds will go toward expanding AI compute and the satellite network.

[Mujuni Raymond @qataharraymond]

“Most people who hate Arsenal do so because its fans support it passionately which is a difficult thing to understand”

Emmanuel Petit. 2026. Arsenal Legend

[Premier League @premierleague]

You did it, @Arsenal 🏆

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[The Different Knock 🏆 @DiffKnock]

I love you, Arsenal.

We win together, we lose together.

We’ll be back.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Hand on heart, I dont feel sad at all. Im so fucking proud of this group. Won us a PL after 22 years and took us to a UCL final. Kings who will be remembered forever. 99% of Europe would want our season.

Thank you Mikel and Thank you Arsenal.

I recognise my football club again.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Congratulations to the boys. You made us dream. We go again next season.

[Jamie Spangher @jamiespangher]

Like, holy god