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Lead Guitarist/Lead Vocalist for the band @Gurschach I just dump random stuff in here

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@PicturesFoIder MMMBop

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@theneedledrop Buckethead - Nottingham Lace

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@xxmemequeenxx His response was maybe a little douchey until he tried to take it back and accept the concert tickets anyway. At least he's willing to drop the whole argument and work it out at that point. Elevating the situation beyond that is just immature.

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@churchcamp420 “You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it’s not” ~Bo Burnham

[downnnn in bunghole laaaaaaand @_milky_mike]

hey can I have 8 likes and 5 retweets plz, thank u

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@churchcamp420 I legit read that as “I have 25 big knockers” at first lol

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Betty White’s death triggers my OCD

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@jacksfilms #yiayhate I lost the game

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So this actually happens to other people?

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@__yaj_ once i drank at a new group of friends’ place. i got so horny to the point where i got anxious. so i abruptly said “guys i’m anxiously horny” then i looked at the only available guy in the room and asked him “can we fuck” then we banged it out and finished in 5mins

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Hey @duolingo I thought the purple ones weren’t supposed to crack

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People who obsess over the literal shape of the USA’s landmass are basically bragging about Manifest Destiny.

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@fruitpunch_74 @HueyLewisNews You like Huey Lewis and the News?

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2 seconds into Your Lie In April and I don’t hear any cicadas.

0/10

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@fruitpunch_74 @codyko That song is written like it’s not even the person’s birthday too lol

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@fruitpunch_74 Welcome to Hell

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@Tyler_Sederwall @jacksfilms I got the same one

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Petition for @jackblack to appear in an episode of @GameGrumps. Jablinski also has to record his own “I’m not so grump” line for the intro. Yay or nay?

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If @EmirichuYT ever does another episode of Childhood Crushes, she needs to invite @sWooZ1e onto it

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Tried watching @asmrDarling to help calm my nerves. Then the video ended with a trailer to a horror film full of jump scares. Did I upset a witch or something?

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@mongrelmarie I actually tuned in for this one. Your comic actually made me create an account on Webtoons just so I could get email updates on it