Gus “Girth” Garrison

Proud Lover of Double-Headers | Thiel ‘96 | PAC Baseball Enjoyer | Hiram Hater

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First tweet! Go Tomcats! Fuck Hiram!

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Nothing can prepare you for that first time walking back into the local gym at home after being at school. I look like a fucking Chud doing skater jumps in a Planet Fitness. #whyd3

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@LuckyDaySB Best in the biz @LuckyDaySB

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@guluksen If they’re hot it’s fine

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Classic Presidents Athletic Conference fuckery letting the 1 seed Westminster Titans lose to the Cougs so it’s W&Js tournament to lose. #rigged

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Cougar terrorism!

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Woke up this morning and I’m SHAKING with excitement. On my way to RMP right now to catch the Cougs vs Titans game. #PACtion

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Do I have to delete my account once I graduate?

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PAC Playoffs tomorrow. Everyone’s calendar better be circled. #AnyoneButTheBison

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Roomate just cleaned out his room #pouch

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@tarsvious46390 Don’t hit it in the water on 10 #didthat

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@BlueballJimBEER Jim,

You are welcome to join us. The bv is a family and we are welcoming you with open arms.

-Girth

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With all of the relevant PAC teams heading to Washington this week, how about all the burners get together and go to the casino? #goodtime

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Good morning burner verse,

Girth successfully woke up and survived the night. Good to see my dreams came true and the Cougs snuck in over those damn puppies. #GoBackToTheNCAC

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G o

Tomcats

.#paction

2027 is the yr

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Fire dox #PACtion

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@BMckock27 Not gonna lie I hate this take. #All4OnTheFloor

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What are everyone’s picks?
Westminster vs. Chatham
W&J vs. Grove City
Allegheny vs. Bethany

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@ThirdLegGreg7 Hats off to you rifle! Good to know the PAC school system is thriving by allowing their students to use AI on just about everything. #Dontblameyou

-Girth

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@PACMANTER Fuck.

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@HappySackett Sackett,

As an unbiased Thiel alum, I have to agree. Those boys from Meadville have some grit. Everyone knows they can swing the stick.

-Girth

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@tarsvious46390 I’ll let it slide this time Thundercock. Next time you’re mine.

-Girth