Angus Watson

Useful at a dance, invaluable in a shipwreck

[Angus Watson @GusWatson]

“Literally everyone should read this series“ - possibly the truest thing ever said on Twitter

[Lynn Williams @LynnsBooks]

Where Gods Fear to Go (West of West #3) by Angus Watson https://t.co/WARp8IF6If

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@KawasakiVulcan9 @JohnCleese Goths are also very easy to spot. They also add welcome and interesting variety to British Society

[Angus Watson @GusWatson]

centre. He asked for loads of time-consuming details before putting me through to the shop.
Am currently on hold. Have been for 6 minutes.
This is customer service 2026.
Why can’t I just phone the fucking shop.
After 7 mins, no response from shop. They are going to call

[Angus Watson @GusWatson]

Picked up a bike from @Halfords_uk. Realised later they hadn’t put on the mudguards I bought with it. Called the shop, thinking I’ll ask them to send me the mudguards. Their mistake, and this is the least hassle solution for me.
Called. Finally got through to a guy in a call

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@MrJamesMay Similarly, a sausage should be cooked until you can write on a wall with it

[Angus Watson @GusWatson]

@MrJamesMay I have lived in both America and England. Whichever side of the Atlantic, bacon should be streaky and cooked until you can snap it. The best bacon is British (or more probably Danish) streaky bacon cooked in this manner. The worst bacon is British back bacon hardly cooked at all.

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Train is delayed with no suggestion of when it might come. Really need a pee, but platform toilet is shut. Thank fuck they provide this space, or I might have become het up.

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@sappholives83 Age of iron by me. Fantasy and alternate history. Two for the price of one.

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@portraitinflesh Don’t tell him about Funky Cold Medina, in which Mr Loc won’t fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

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@msloobylou Surely an error

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@msloobylou I quite often pick up litter in the street and bin it, but only if two conditions are satisfied. One, there has to be a bin nearby. Two, there has to be a least one person to see me do it, preferably way more than one.

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@BarnabyParker Isn’t the whole point that he wasn’t transparent?

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@JeremyClarkson @harriepw Given how often we see banknotes today, if they replaced the royal head with ejaculating rainbow hedgehogs, it would still be debatable whether a journalist should be interested.

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@2hrTV @msloobylou An open mind will suffice

[Kellie-Jay Keen @ThePosieParker]

I don't believe that any well adjusted grown adult was genuinely hurt by the Tourette outburst.

[Angus Watson @GusWatson]

@Knight76 @spencermorgan93 @piersmorgan No, that was not ‘what he really thought’. That was what he really thought he wasn’t meant to say, couldn’t say, shouldn’t say, because everybody, including him, knew that was the worst thing he could possibly say. Tourette’s is blurting out the worst thing, not the true thing.

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@neslaughter @GBNEWS Never seen anything that could be considered anti free speech from @JohnCleese . Can you give an example or two please?

[Angus Watson @GusWatson]

@J_Anderson__ @msloobylou @Cutting_Class And there's only one L and he's in it

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@rohanmonteiro Excellent news! Please spread the word!

[Angus Watson @GusWatson]

“Literally everyone should read this series“ - possibly the truest thing ever said on Twitter

[Lynn Williams @LynnsBooks]

Where Gods Fear to Go (West of West #3) by Angus Watson https://t.co/WARp8IF6If

[Angus Watson @GusWatson]

@TharriesYT When my kids ask me for a board game Monday to Wednesday evenings, I apologise and say I cannot because I'm laying off the booze Mon to Weds. Then they look at me with those sad eyes, say pl-ease, and I say okay then, wait a mo while I get a gin.

[Angus Watson @GusWatson]

@rich1xz Glad you liked the books! Thanks for telling me. I’ve just self published a book which is a bit of a departure from fantasy. It’s called Gold Murder and you can find it on Amazon. Please let me know if you like it and stay quiet if you don’t!