grey

im just spit-balling here

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

when david lynch died everyone act like they had fucked him

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

A dem takes office it takes them 4 years to pass the We Love You bill, Which grants a 1 time $1200 loan to black small business owners. Every time a republican is in office day 1 they pass the all encompassing Nasty Mothafucka Act that kills every living thing on gods green earth

[grey @GustavoxGunUp]

me and the nail I’ve had in my tire for a year against the world

[grey @GustavoxGunUp]

the masculine urge to get my haircut at great clips

[woc @woc_one]

goldfish

[tanner @camryowner1]

clogs barrington

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[GalaxyZeinzVA @GalaxyZeinz]

so called free thinkers when you show them a strawberry

[don't Buy @dontbuy_]

wild

[grey @GustavoxGunUp]

@PunkFluoride hmm…it’s still subject to council

[grey @GustavoxGunUp]

something so uncanny to me about blonde lesbian couples like? how are you dating but you’re both blonde? that doesn’t make any sense

[grey @GustavoxGunUp]

@Mlickles it’s probably because they’re not trained by the CIA

[grey @GustavoxGunUp]

@Rrrrnessa the fact that Hitler used a play from Americas play book 👀

[grey @GustavoxGunUp]

@ashleymarietray

[JAIL TRUMP @vvage_labor]

i straight up DO NOT care about “illegal” immigration and it’s weird that people do.

[C H E L B! 🌭 @chelbb_]

Transgender operations *spins giant wheel* on illegal aliens *spins giant wheel* in prison

[Ravefurrest @ravefurrest]

We are so back 🐾🎉

More details to come in the following weeks. See you soon!

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

This is what working in an office feels like

[grey @GustavoxGunUp]

I miss you guys likes

[grey @GustavoxGunUp]

tfw you know someone’s transgender but can’t tell if they’re on E or T 🙂‍↕️