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[teeg @PunkFluoride]

when God was creating me, my jokes made him laugh so hard that he spit his coffee out onto my face and that's how I got all these freckles

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

@wolktress this is so special

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

the devil can’t reach me so he keeps making me date worse & unhinged versions of myself

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

personally I think the quality of memes is at an all time high right now

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sometimes if I receive an especially diabolical message I will turn my read receipts on just for that moment so that my silence can be heard

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

they don’t want you to know that forehead kisses can be platonic. they don’t want you to know that I’m a fucking sweetheart

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

what does a girl have to do to get some respect around here? stretch her septum?

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

I feel guilty every time I tweet now like FUYUYYCK Elon musk I really don’t like that guy

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

Grey just said “an asshole is like a purse for shit”

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

n then be like omg I like you so much. ??? u don’t know anything about me 😭

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

men would literally rather do anything than ask u a question about yourself

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

having a crush makes me wanna bang my head into my attic door Toni Collette style

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

why is Ben Shapiro giving the kid from children of the corn

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@GustavoxGunUp but u encourage it for a straight couple 🤨

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@americanreqiuem @belatweets2u the way she clutches her pearls

[cal? @cal_gif]

the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

if I had a time machine the first thing on my agenda would be bitch slapping Mark Rothko

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

I don’t wish I was more work-focused or driven at all I actually would prefer society to become more like me (fun-focused and fun-driven)

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

sometimes i just look at this image and give myself a panic attack

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

Lottie and i vibes

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Bobcat after a boy saved him from a fire

[teeg @PunkFluoride]

why do I feel like jojo siwa would vote red