Guth Christopher

Bro, dude, bud, Sup boys, Soothsayer, Sup ladies, In the Groove, I'll follow U if U follow me, Lets Yin Yang the shit out of each other 18+

[Guth Christopher @GuthChristopher]

Quinnipiac! National Champions! Way to go Bobcats

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Respect the Pearl Jam they took on Ticketmaster those dirty bastards. I hope the Swifties have a meltdown

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@FSUmollz HAAA Yeah he kicked better in high school than he did in the NFL

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@AmyNemmity What about Pam

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Back check cross check pay check bud, snipers for dirty dangles boys #nhl is back

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Where’s the closest Off World Vehicle dealership? And do they deliver? #UFO #pentagon

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Dave "Walter Cronkite" Portnoy Interviews Donald Trump at the White House https://t.co/vl4EnNZgPK

[The Ecktionary @ecktionary]

Remy: What do you want to do here, Eck?

Eck: Gas him.

Remy: Outside corner?

Eck: Yeah, just hump him, man.

-On Nate Eovaldi’s 3-2 pitch to Jose Iglesias

[Guth Christopher @GuthChristopher]

Kpop can piss off with ur 20 trends at the same time #kpop

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Jesse Ventura is going to save us! Hallelujah!

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I don't tweet anymore, but holy fuck! #SuperBowl

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WHY!!! #MTVVMAs on #comedycentral

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Here's a joke, the MTV awards are on #comedycentral right now

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Oh shit, I have Ebola and SARS, Yay, I'm going to #northkorea Haaaa

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Norm MacDonald, a true gentleman. I thought you were setting us up for a laugh and I'm left all choked up. And I loved it #Letterman

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The #bostonbruins are officially out of the playoffs

And all of a sudden I can't get boners

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SunPiss Orange Soda #RuinADrink

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Herpy #RejectedSevenDwarfsCharacters

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Girthy #RejectedSevenDwarfsCharacters