Van

🇺🇸🇳🇱🌵Rube and tall-ish mouth breather. If I have to dance, I do the lawnmower. Ohio born, AZ livin’

[Van @vanmanAZ]

If you're not part of the solution, could you, at least, make a liquor store run?

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

BREAKING: Toyota has recalled over 350,000 1993 Camry’s due to the fact that owners really should have bought something new by now

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

1970s weddings: The curtains didn’t stand a chance. #70s #weddings

[Mike Damone @damone_mike]

Trixie could be a pain in the ass…

[Van @vanmanAZ]

@Super70sSports Took 4 dudes and a refrigerator dolly to move.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nothing like plowing through a Whopper between puffs on your Marlboro …

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Her eyes are about two feet higher than that, Bonaduce.

[Van @vanmanAZ]

@Super70sSports Top notch cartoon character, a close second to Foghorn Leghorn.

[Van @vanmanAZ]

@LloydLegalist Add a long cord and you a mobile phone.

[Van @vanmanAZ]

@BitcoinIntelX BTC

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Livin’ in a Van Gogh down by the river!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This motherfucker was slicing up baller-ass cuts of meat right there in the aisle of the airplane and now you can’t even get a bag of fucking peanuts ...

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

This is the only way I would buy a Tesla. 🔥

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Marriage advice for the men out there:

Don't ask your wife when dinner’s gonna be ready while she’s still mowing the lawn.

That one’s free, fellas.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Looks like another one gave up drinking! 😂🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Pretty much 😂
https://t.co/3BqNQfbQ5w

[Oscar @zwergnase01]

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[Van @vanmanAZ]

@Super70sSports I’m alright!!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Getting a boat in one of the Showcases was peak 1988 television entertainment and your deserved reward for having the faith to hang in there through 55 minutes of terrible guesses about the price of everything.