Guy Julian

There's a world full of stupid out there and it can't wait to talk to you. Hi.

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

Do we say goodbye because it's good that you are finally leaving?

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

Listening to a podcast and a person said "back in the day" and they were referring to the 2010s
😐

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Welcome to your 40s. The DJ at this grocery store is spinning nothing but hits.

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

I just ate a chocolate covered gummie bear...

And I didn't hate it

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

@VinceMancini Are you the coach?

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

Totally worth it

https://t.co/mOJ4JsHGKI

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

When did everything at Taco Bell start tasting the same? 5, 10, 15, years ago?

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

The Golden Bachelorette (see below)

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

The Golden Bachelor:
Old People Can Be Shallow Too

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

Pro Tip: 4th of July Edition
If you're not already at the beach by 8am don't bother coming

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

@kayhanley I never saw this! Thanks for posting. So good!!

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

I hate this thing with people and baby talk with dogs "My cutie went potty and now has the zoomies!" Just say your dog took a crap and is running around

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

Watched Saturday Night Live with my mom last night.

"That girl was okay but, what did you say his name was?"

Michael Che

"Yeah, Michael Che should be the whole show"

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

@LadyBroseph No

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

@SeeJaneMarie 😲

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

Robert Downey Jr has now developed into the perfect form to make my next movie, The Bog: The Peter Bobdanovich Story.

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

RIP #MojoNixon https://t.co/Z6SIGAwnDz

[ian @icy__gee]

seeing everyone talk about this being their first day back to work

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

@MorningBrew

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

Tomorrow never comes

[Guy Julian @Guxtey]

You know when you're really sick for a couple days and you don't eat anything but then you look in the mirror and your gut is still there?
Yeah, I hate that too