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[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

Hi! I'm Benjamin (not Guy as my display says) and I'm making a new intro!!
Pronouns: He/Him & 🏳️‍⚧️
DNI: basic+ lando haters (I WILL block you unless we're already moots)
https://t.co/8RzXC5cHHD
for most info go there! I'm open to gimmicks! I'm open to DMs! Just don't be weird!
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[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

drinking while playing tf2 lets see how ass i get

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

@noleplep If I was a fan of Motogp I would fill out this form it’s just so cool!!

[Rie🏳️‍🌈 @noleplep]

Ight after going dormant for a bit regarding my research paper I've finally hit the dead end where I need data from everyone. Pls do my form 😭 https://t.co/89pWIXIkh3

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

Letting y’all know that fast food does not have confidentiality, if you’re even slightly rude to me when another customer asks how I’m doing they WILL be informed of your actions.

[NTM @NTM347]

@PuzzleHous3 me: "MR. MAYOR!!!! THR WEATHER IS TOO HOT YOU'LL MELT!!!" *rips off suit*

me, whispering: "n-no way..."

Zlehran Dani, wearing another suit beneath the first one, puts a hand on my shoulder and whispers: "𝒜𝓃𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝒾𝓉𝓎..."

[xiao @ln4flwrs]

imagine spinning out in the gravel and the only thing u see is a fluro yellow sea of ur enemy

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

I also lowk hate playing as medic because I play best as “run my head into the wall and see how much damage I can do before inevitably dying” not the staying back and healing others and “FUCKFUCKFUCK HELP ME YOU IDIOTS” gameplay

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

No I don’t just play medic because I find him hot. No one else wanted to play medic so I have to aswell.

[Alex Delgado @AlexDelgado2626]

Markiplier was getting emotional about how creators went up to him backstage telling him how successful their content has been with Mark being their biggest inspiration. I was one of those creators! I thanked him for all of his work, how it inspired me, and if we could recreate a photo we took when I was little, we took one, he asked to see it, says that we have to get it as close to the original as we can, took another, and I thanked him once again! This man has truly never changed!

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

Was talking to my mom about what I wanted from the store and she asked if I needed anything else and I said “the Lando Norris,” as in the energy drinks and she went “I don’t think I can help with that.”

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

its me zohran mamdani

[Michael @_britmonkey]

Most political compass tests are stupid and outdated, so I have created a political test that only focuses on REAL ISSUES of the 2020s. 64 questions that score you on four axes, including "Chud v Woke" and "Techbro v Luddite"

Reply with your results & tell me if it was accurate

[isabel @shutupisabel]

pilot paused and very carefully said we would be landing at 11 minutes past 9

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

this is not going as well as i thought it would

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

@claudsicepalace I did also I forgot to wear a bracelet to work today and got questioned by my coworker

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

@claudsicepalace U are twin

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[carly 🚀🍂 @narliebirds]

there’s just something so deliciously tragic in the idea that if he had been brave and gone of his own free will he would have died with the rest of his crew and earth would be doomed. that flaw you most hate about yourself is what will save you and two entire worlds.

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

Some European in Chicago for the world cup watching the pure unfettered wrath of God suck up a train car

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

@claudsicepalace 😭

[Evil Guy @Guy1089991]

@claudsicepalace Ahhhh I have a feeling