Guy

family man who works hard and plays harder. love my family, love wildlife and enjoy a good joke, some made up on the spot, some recycled 😉

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@haveigotnews Because of the average age of peers in the House of Lords, they have a headstart in dealing with dinosaurs 😁

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@MaidenWatford You're welcome 😁

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@MaidenWatford Don't be Angry, they've got No Brains. Just desperate for their Special Brew I expect 😁

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@DadJokeMan 👍 😂

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@MaidenWatford 😁
Captain Kirk- Beam me up Scotty.
Few seconds later, Captain Kirk - Very funny, now beam my trousers up Scotty. 😁

[🤘⸸ 𝕸𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖓𝖊𝖉 ⸸🤘 @MaidenWatford]

When my boiler broke, I got a man out.
I don’t know how he got in there in the first place.

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@DadJokeMan I knew his brother Haw. Always thought he was Scottish 😁

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@MaidenWatford 😂
I remember farting next to my wife in an echo chamber. I never heard the end of it. 😁

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@MaidenWatford 😂😂
My boiler stopped working in March and just started again in August. Turns out the pilot was furloughed 😁

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@DashCamTwats So if the wall fails to hold back runaway vehicles never fear we have counter measures in place 😁

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@DadJokeMan Fairy nuf, whatever it takes to soften these dark days. Hope you didn’t Downy it in one 😁

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@DadJokeMan Dwarfs have very little in common 😁

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@DadJokeMan But on a positive note, not everyone would have seen the down side 😁

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@MaidenWatford 😂

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@MaidenWatford 😂

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@Joust_A_Minute @RichardPulsford He was just going to demonstrate a tea dance 😁

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@TonyCowards @MaidenWatford I was in a band called Prevention, we were better than the Cure 😁

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@DadJokeMan And because of Covid, not a sole was there 😁