Guy Purser

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[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Manchester United's players have been warned they'll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It's a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.

[Guy Purser @GuyPurse]

@MailSport You bunch of weird cunts

[YUNGBLUD @yungblud]

THIS is BLUDFEST YEAR ONE. im trying to make sense of what just happened. it still doesn’t feel real. look at what we did. look at what this has become. for the first time in my life im speechless.

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

Lest we forget, this week’s violence has had a loud anti-immigrant soundtrack and that was ignited by a British citizen, a scumbag who deserves to rot in prison, covered in his own piss, murdering three innocent children.

A. British. Citizen. Raised Christian. Born here. 4/

[Guy Purser @GuyPurse]

@arghkid Sucking pigeons

[Guy Purser @GuyPurse]

El Captain 😢

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

This isn't true but if it was i'm ACCEPTING 🏃

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

hotel diablo fans, today is the day i realized el diablo needs a part 2
let me dust the mic off…

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Kobbie Mainoo removed Amad Diallo out when the champagne started spraying because he’s a Muslim ❤️

[Sony Sports Network @SonySportsNetwk]

Watching @LisandrMartinez sing "We Have Seen It All", will surely make your day 🥹🫶

#SonySportsNetwork #EmiratesFACUp #FACup #ManchesterDerby

[Mohammed @MoeMoussa25]

The grief and shock are beyond words, these people were simply trying to find food and instead they returned lifeless to their deprived families.

[Guy Purser @GuyPurse]

What a fucking idiot

[Common Sense with Joey Barton @Common_SensePod]

Should men and women be rated the same on FIFA, or is that distorting reality?

@Joey7Barton

[Fred The Red’s Burner Phone 👹📱 @FredUndercover]

If my auntie had wheels she’d be a bike

[Guy Purser @GuyPurse]

United Bias

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

It’s just a fact that negativity about United makes the world go round in terms of traffic but what an absolutely insane thing to say out loud when addressing the club’s manager.

Ten Hag handled it very well, even if it was nothing he doesn’t know anyway.

[' @TheShowtimeReds]

Garnacho’s bicycle kick is bigger than treble winners city. 😭

[Josh @JoshBoswell]

Peter Crouch is holding his festival #CrouchFest and has brought out Wayne Lineker as a special guest.

It hasn’t gone well. There’s 12,000 people chanting “peado” at him.

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

Manchester United are the first English club to ever have a goal ruled out for a subjective offside 😂

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

One of the most common items stolen is baby food by struggling mums. This doesn’t need to be treated like Tony Soprano has branched out ffs.

[Guy Purser @GuyPurse]

Aren’t you a fucking saint

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

Out on Monday…on the High Performance Podcast…

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Harry Kane, Rashford, Foden, Bellingham

Mad frontline 👏🏽 #ENG