Wig Fitzpatrick

Everyone poops. I simply enjoy doing so.

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Wait, really?

...really!?

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 6 wipes. This was an angry demand by my gut. Felt like a Disney sequel on its way out. Long and smooth, but not quite so dark.

Well, back to the grind.

#WorkPoop #PaidToPoop #relief #done

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Combo, 7 wipes. Merry Christmas, everyone! Mr. Hankie definitely came and visited my apartment. He must have put on some weight, because he's heavier and bigger than I remember. Oh well. 2020 is nearly over! #relief #MrHankey #ChristmasPoo #done

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

@vgmobster Movies like this or Dead or Alive or Double Dragon or House of the Dead are so bad that they're actually kinda funny. I get genuine humor from them.

However, the Chun Li movie is so hard to watch. That just wasn't good at all...

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 8 wipes. Very, very emptying. Definitely cleared the way for the meal I plan on eating. Not too dark, not too solid. Plenty of feeling yes. #relief #PottyTime #pooping #PoopTweet

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 7 wipes. I had to wash my hands. You know, a practice not utilized by those gross anti mask bastards. But on better news, I'm close to beating #FF7R finally! #relief #cleanliness #PS4 #gaming #FinalFantasy7Remake #PottyTime #awesome

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

@HazeyEmerald Well, in all fairness, your heels are awesome

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 6 wipes. Yeah, I want to pick this back up. Because why not? I mean, it's not like I stopped pooping.

I don't feel like describing this one, because I'm trying to focus my thoughts elsewhere, so instead, here's a Kirby gif

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 7 wipes. As smooth as it was numerous. This would have been perfect before a meal, as I now feel like I have the room to eat an entire pizza by myself. Now, should I pick up a Switch or a guitar? #PottyBreak #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #done

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 5 wipes. This kinda snuck up on me. All I wanted to do was play Switch, but no, my colon was all like "bleh, I'm full and stinky, bleh"!

At least I feel better. It's like my body's way of saying "good job on being home from work, buddy!"

#TweetMyPoops #relief

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 6 wipes.

Tossed a poop in my toilet
From valley of grossness
From valley of grossness
Whoa oh oh oh
Tossed a poop in my toilet
Flushed down to the sewer lines!

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Combo, 7 wipes. So heavy. My good, do I feel better with all that gone. But of course, I celebrate my newfound lightness with chocolate milk #done #PoopTweet #TweetMyPoops #relief #OhYeah

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 4 wipes. That was MASSIVE! Horses don't drop this much! My actual weight has to be much different now! Excuse me while I look up a song that I haven't sang in years... #WorkPoop #PaidToPoop #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #HolyShit #damn

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 5 wipes. A little bit of warmth on this fine December day. Compacted, dark, lumpy warmth. This calls for a celebration. A Tweet I shall post!

I've been kinda quiet here. Let's see if I can change that.

#PoopTweet #TweetMyPoops #relief #done

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 6 wipes. This was kind of a disaster. Hot sauce is no joke. It looked perfect for divorce coffee, so the makers of ThanksKilling would've appreciated it. Lastly, toilets are kind of a modern marvel with just how much one can take #PoopTweet #TweetMyPoops #relief

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 8 wipes. I'll be honest, I put this off a bunch of times. "Not yet...", "I will when I'm ready...", you know how it goes. Well, I hit my limit. I think I can float now, I lost that much weight. Now, I can relax... #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #relief #pooping #done

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 5 wipes. I don't really have a story for this. It looked like I stacked cigars in the bottom of the bowl like they were umbrellas. Dark and kinda thick. Did a bit of online shopping during my dropping. #WorkPoop #PaidToPoop #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #pooping #done

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 8 wipes. In strict defiance to my bio, I really didn’t enjoy this. It smelled terrible and left me feeling woozy. Thankfully, it didn't look like a sick guy's poop, so I think I'll be fine #WorkPoop #PaidToPoop #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #pooping #PottyBreak #damn

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 8 wipes. Oh my goodness, this was an experience. The amount was exaggerated, the smell was fierce and the heat was cartoonish. Surprisingly, it wasn't too dark. #WorkPoop #PaidToPoop #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #pooping #PottyBreak #relief #done #damn

[Wig Fitzpatrick @GuyWhoPoops]

#Ipooped Sinker, 6 wipes. Very dark and full of cashews. Yes, they were cashews. Danced on the border between slimy and smooth. Quite substantial #WorkPoop #PaidToPoop #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #pooping #PottyBreak #relief #done