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Play this song every time I sit on the work toilet. I’m in my specialll placeee #workpoop
just dropped a fat one and got paid for it. #workpoop
#workpoop so insane i have the chills
Lost all feeling in my right leg during this #workpoop
Had the best #workpoop ever, just randomly thought about some spaghetti code from 6months ago.
Instantly realized how to clean it up and delete at least have the code.
Downside I can no longer update that project.
Developer issues.
If I was a CEO or president of a big company. One thing I would do. Nice toilet paper in all employees bathrooms. We deserve more than 1 ply. #poop #work #workpoop #toiletpaper
I’ve pooped all week at the hospital so that I can save TP at home. #poopsmarternotharder #somethinglikethat #workpoop
#Ipooped Sinker, 6 wipes. I wouldn't call this an emergency, as I was able to hold it for quite some time. Dark, smooth, soft and numerous. Felt kind of like stale nougat #WorkPoop #PaidToPoop #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #pooping #PottyBreak #relief
When you're on air every ten minutes there's no time for a #workpoop
#Ipooped Sinker, 5 wipes. Small, smooth and darkish. I pushed it out in way less time than expected. In fact, I wonder if this was too quick? I should wash my hands twice to kill time #WorkPoop #PaidToPoop #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #pooping #PottyBreak #done
This year has been mistake after mistake, but here’s to climbing out of the shithole. #workpoop
#Ipooped Sinker, 10 wipes. Now, I wasn't alive during the 70's, but if I had, then I'm pretty sure that what I just dropped was a 70's poop. Dark, but not really. Smooth, but it didn't quite slide out as it should have. #WorkPoop #PaidToPoop #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #relief
#Ipooped Combo, 3 wipes. Once again, this was pushed out by gluttony. Dark, stinky and broken into many, many pieces. A relaxing and satisfying #WorkPoop #PaidToPoop #TweetMyPoops #PoopTweet #pooping #PottyBreak #relief
@AshlynnM91 @_grammar_ @littlebetchk Usually don’t tweet this, but that’s exactly what I’m doing right now.
#WorkPoop
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