AbsolutelyNotAFed

Just a regular non-binary crypto person like you all. Looking for ways to launder my money through NFTs or other Ponzi schemes. DM me your record best trades.

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I am the one who Follows.

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@BobBuilders37 @Nel_Mezzo @TwitterSafety Yea, but you didn’t say what was fake about it. A twitter ban only lends to credibility these days. Tho, I do tend to be skeptical of something calling itself the ‘truth’ in the name of their organization.

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@TheMuffStuff Who is Q? I thought it was “the science” not common sense. Is that the new buzz word so you don’t have to concern yourselves with things like the scientific method and peer review?

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@FromtheDeskOfB2 Please seek help. Anger and mental illness are actual dangers to health, unlike the covid cold.

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@CanisVeritum Prove it’s false.

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@NastasiaWenjie Yep, and all relevant IPs have been logged. Thank you for your service.

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Who would I contact to get support for metamask, opensea, Coinbase, or binance? #metamask @opensea @Coinbase_NFT @binance

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@dogestradamus69 What about “Sign-In with Vaccine Passport” ?

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@MattWallace888 Yes! And let’s add the tag #ButStillReportedtoIRS as well!

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@carlmoon Fact Check: False.
Money is printed by the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, not the Federal Reserve.

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@CrypdohBot @FOMOBYDICK Yes yes, and shootings are wayyyyy down since we’ve classified them as COVID cases when the victim tests positive, which is almost always now, thanks to omicron.

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@CrypdohBot @FOMOBYDICK This is all true. Thank you for setting the record straight. There will be an extra 16 cents in your next stimulus check.

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@unusual_whales @GaryGensler Sir, can you take a break from protecting us from airdrops and do your goddamn job?

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@iansmithfitness @TheAtilisGym Ah fuck, wrong account again.

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@iansmithfitness @TheAtilisGym David you dolt, you’re being way too obtuse, they’re definitely going to make you.

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@napp4ever @JohnBedworth @meekumenary29 @Cernovich Thank you for your service. There will be an additional 16 cents on your next stimulus check.

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@jimtalbot @ratwell0x What a beautiful metaphor about there being no support.

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@samanthamaiden Thank you for doing your service to society as a whole. This type of compliance will breed a generation of studious and obedient workers.

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@ssfaserr All children should be vaccinated as much as possible. The more that get it now, the fewer issues we’ll have with misinformation in the future.

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@napp4ever @JohnBedworth @meekumenary29 @Cernovich Are these unsupervised conversations happening? I’d like to participate. Do you have names, places, and times?