Thanks @NekoCase for spending 658 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to This Tornado Loves You. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/dceyYrqHtB
@TheGoodDeath I’m not sure if this has been asked before and I know it’s a super silly question but it’s a dark joke in my family that my SEVERE alcoholic aunt blew up in the cremation oven. That doesn’t happen right ? #beenbuggingmefor20years
My mom has always given me the best birthday presents. Her plan was to give me a figurine for every birthday. God love her she forgot for a long time. Anyway I’m glad I found a place to hang them up @ Duluth, Minnesota https://t.co/wR0inX0ntO
Three years ago I met George and Luke was worried he wouldn’t like me. George has been living full time here for a couple months now and I don’t think George likes me or feels comfortable here @ Duluth, Minnesota https://t.co/7UTn9TCTGq
Since I’m tweeting again. My debit card was hacked and I had to call the bank to go over the fraud the woman on the phone asked for my phone number and I had 0 idea what she said I was blunt “I don’t know what that is” she replied “sir. What’s your phone number” oh god my life
I’m 31 (32 in less than a month) and I have awful anxiety but tonight I’m sitting in one of my favorite bars drinking alone and realizing no one cares if you sit alone. I’m the weird one who is dancing in his stool and lip syncing. You’re welcome fellow patrons for a great show