Gabe???

We're through the looking glass here, people

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

That contract was actually a receipt from CVS

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am in the Oval Office & just gave out a 115 mile long contract for another large section of the Wall in Texas. We are already building and renovating many miles of Wall, some complete. Democrats must end Shutdown and finish funding. Billions of Dollars, & lives, will be saved!

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

Damn Squidward and Patrick really let themselves go https://t.co/TBQUYWzih6

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

Given that she can’t swim and you’ve got a basketball game tomorrow, it was never going to work https://t.co/K9wJrfk0ky

[Papa Magz @TreeHouseTre]

Sooooooo this is how my night is going

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

If you are ever having a bad day, remember that this was pitchfork’s review for one of Jet’s albums: https://t.co/dD29A0XDBk

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

I’ve been saying it for years, the civil rights act was🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/dWbgYZ3a8a

[Antonio Daniels @adaniels33]

I’ll say it again, LBJ is the best to ever do it...in my humble opinion🤷🏾‍♂️

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

Exclusive first look at the soundtrack for the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie👀👀👀

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

Ladies, you’ve got $7 to build the perfect man

$400 handsome
$1000 funny
$500 gets along with your parents
$4 doesn’t look a thing like Jesus
$3 talks like a gentlemen
$1500 smart and ambitious

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

Nah that’s Mark Frerichs https://t.co/axmiPp3ymc

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

Old timey cartoons really made me believe that being tied to a railroad or a sawmill was a fairly common occurrence

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

Trying to keep up with the new memes that pop up every few days

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

13 year old me realizing what Pumped Up Kicks was about

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

@TaviaV @vanillashayfer You mean the team that lost to buffalo by 21?

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

No word as to whether @tedcruz has come out from under his bridge to celebrate this victory yet https://t.co/oPJd6fipYl

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

(AP) -- Ted Cruz wins GOP U.S. Senate primary, will defend seat this fall https://t.co/WEseenSutg #Fox4Elections

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

@Padres @tatis_jr

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

I still think “keep your hands off my mama, keep your hands off my Doritos” every time I eat Doritos https://t.co/BUjoXULfJo

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

When the homework says “show your work” https://t.co/ksf5CzciNf

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

Fun fact: 2018 will be the first year since 2018 BC with those numbers in that order #TheMoreYouKnow

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

@JordanVoicesGuy I very good photographer took it

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

If you wake me up at 6 A.M. Christmas is canceled I don’t even care https://t.co/C7H5WHs6NB

[Gabe??? @Gvandersip]

The easiest way to see into a person’s soul is by looking at the memes they are tagged in on Facebook