Remember when Helium got millions of people to mine crypto for them with $500 devices you put in your home? First people were making hundreds per week in a good location, then it got saturated as fuck and now they only make cents every few days if you're lucky. Same shit here.
Nvidia will now pay you to put a mini AI data center on your house
It looks like a normal AC unit in the yard.
But inside sits 16 Nvidia Blackwell GPUs and Dell servers.
A startup called Span builds them, backed by Nvidia.
They bolt onto your home and you get paid for the power and Wi-Fi.
Some estimates put that around $1,000 a month in your pocket.
That is rent money just for hosting a box outside.
Span says it deploys way faster and cheaper than a real data center.
The AI boom is literally moving into the suburbs.
Save this, the grid is getting rebuilt in real time.
🚨NEW: The DOGE teams shows the sheer volume of PAPERWORK that Government employees SHUFFLE AROUND the UNDERGROUND MINES where they store all the retirement paperwork.
"This paperwork is thicker than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. if I had to process this I would rather do my taxes in the dark."
"This can take up to 6 months to process one person."
"The record is a whole palette for one retiree that has 27 boxes of paper on it, FOR ONE GUY."
"We shouldn't have over 1000 people carrying paper into a mine. That is not a good use of people's lives."
Nine hours ago a suspicious transfer was made from a potential victim for 3520 BTC ($330.7M)
Theft address
bc1qcrypchnrdx87jnal5e5m849fw460t4gk7vz55g
Shortly after the funds began to be laundered via 6+ instant exchanges and was swapped for XMR causing the XMR price to spike 50%.