Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer)

素晴らしい天子

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

I’m gonna need a minimum of 5000$ to post face

[Christian Hartsock @Chris_Hartsock]

BREAKING: 31% of all hospice and home health companies in the U.S. are registered in L.A. County, and they receive millions in taxpayer money.

So I went to the addresses listed in the Valley.

What I found: No clinics. No patients. No healthcare providers.

Just vacant offices.

[Kelsey Piper @KelseyTuoc]

@datagenproc @Laneless_ https://t.co/O2j9xdNqER

[Seeking 🐸🍄 @seekingaround17]

It actually looks clean

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

@Anc_Aesthetics Everything a man says after the word “but” is meaningless

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

@Anc_Aesthetics Everything a man says after the word “but” is meaningless

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Dennis Wilson: I call him the wizard. Sometimes he frightens me.

Brian Wilson: He has an energy that’s so real. You can practically touch it.

Mike Love: Deep-six this peckerwood before he asks to go on tour with us

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

@WireRacing @ArmoredNorman Looks like love really does win

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

@elonmusk what the fuck is this bullshit ass feature

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

@elonmusk what the fuck is this bullshit ass feature

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

Oh cool, can’t see comments on my own posts & there’s no option to simply view all of them anymore, a feature I never would be interested in nor asked for

[THE WORLD'S GREATEST DAD IN THE WORLD @The_WGD]

Hegseth is pretty universally admired by RW veterans, ime. He's what everyone thought Mattis was supposed to be. Supposedly he's made big changes on procurement as well, which likely makes some enemies.

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

@saturnine_grace God can see you type this stuff, man

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

A focused ball slapping session can energise you more than most other stimulants.

And it’s purely natural!

Don’t reach for ANOTHER cup of coffee - slap your balls instead.

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

@LeGigacat There are women, there are no ladies

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

No

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Just realised that a girl liking multiple tweets in a row means she wants you to DM her

[Adolf Shitler (gestapooöberführer) @Gwinnplane]

@MeghanMcCain Veteran status is not conferred via osmosis, I realize that since your daddy had a famous admiral for a father who hushed up the fire on the USS Forrestal that you might conclude this, but you are literally just some cheesecake elemental civvie who had a guest spot on the view

[Lukas (computer) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

The CICO people have always been really funny to me

"It's just calories in/calories out, man. It's a thermodynamic law. Burn more energy than you consume and you'll lose weight"

"Okay. How many calories do I burn daily?"

"Well nobody really knows, you just make up a number and then if it seems wrong we change it later"

"Hmmm, that seems a lot less scientific than you initially lead me to believe. It's hard to believe this is thermodynamics anymore"

"It's not really, I just wanted you to think I was smart you'd pay me to fitness coach you. Business slowed down a lot since they came out with Ozempic. I'm starting to worry it's over for me"

[rune sword @runesword1]

mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned

[Lachlan Phillips exo/acc 👾 @bitcloud]

"How long until we cure aging"

"Like two years"

"How long until you can fix my shoulder"

"Oh heavens no. That's impossible"

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@mongymongmongy @jakerattlesnk @memeticsisyphus I feel like I’m asking you pretty simple questions here and you’re getting frustrated and defensive