Jamie Johnston

Broadcaster. Food, wine/beer, travel, music, interior design lover. Highly probable that I will one day try to raise an orphaned animal as my own child. she/her

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

Nothing checks your ego right before a single friends group vacation than having to buy your first pair of cheater glasses so you can read all the books you packed.

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

@TurnerOnAir Fuck, no. They will love you. Book my bachelorette in next. Except I won’t be getting married. So it’ll just be you and I getting tipsy in the hot tub.

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

Booked a solo trip the week AFTER March Break. Feel supreme parent guilt. A friend reminded me that it’s heathy & important that my kid see me doing things independently, for my well being. I KNOW this but I NEEDED to HEAR this. Sharing in case anyone else needed this reminder.

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So awful 💔💔💔

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚:
Lisa Lopez, a DJ for radio station KKFI was killed in the mass shooting at the #Chiefs Super Bowl parade. She leaves behind two kids.

What a senseless tragedy 💔

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

@Morbidful A much better way to be remembered/honoured than most ways we do it in North America.

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K wait, you saw this recent post from @BayshoreFred right @gbyersfish ?! Those fucking sweaters…why does this look like an SNL sketch?! 😂

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@DangerOnAir Fuck, even our show talked about it (not going to lie) from the angle of “how is this news and why is everyone talking about it”. No better. But it’s what we’re told to cover…”what are people talking about?” 🙄

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

I am not embarrassed to admit that I sometimes enjoy wearing fake nails. I do need to acknowledge how terrifying it is to lose a nail. Did my dog eat it? Is it in the salad? Is it caught in my hair?

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

My soul misses living near the water. Ironically, I live in the city of 300 lakes…none of them compare to the accessibility of Georgian Bay.

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

“I’m going to let you go, I know you’re paying long distance for this.” - My grandmother, 4 minutes into every phone call, still to this day.

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

Doing a huge 10-year overdue clothing purge. For every 20 items my kid rescues from the donate pile, there are a ton of other items she crushes my soul by rolling her eyes, & telling me, “no thanks, it’s just a bit too early 2000’s”. Excuse me while I take my Lipitor and go die.

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

@DomSimardFM @RuPaulsDragRace It’s a crapshoot. I got a good one.

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

I’m in the hot tub, watching @RuPaulsDragRace and my kid just brought me out a plate of pierogies with a side of sour cream and cheese. Just over here living my best life if anyone is wondering. #bestkid

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

13 y/o: “I love chardonnays.”
Me: “WTF….”
(For the record, we’re dogsitting a “sharpei”.)

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

I don’t understand how more people aren’t talking about this documentary (second season just came out.) WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

Said I was turning over a new leaf this year but I just contemplated an empty Amazon delivery box before deciding that yes, I will put that in the “keeper” box pile.

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My teen: SKINNY JEANS ARE FOR LAME MILLENNIALS. How come stores, not normally at the forefront of fashion, are only selling boot cut/wide leg? Maybe I’ll figure out how to pull them off again, but for now, give me a rack of distressed skinny jeans, signed a millennial mom.

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

I was shocked one day to receive a strange request from legendary guitarist Dave Navarro, of Jane's Addiction and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. He wanted to talk about trauma, and to use my face in his art. What?
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[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

@HunterAtHome @BroadcastDialog Congratulations! 🔥

[Jamie Johnston @GymClassJamie]

@Dalby @BrockOnAir @BroadcastDialog Way to go guys!