Chris Tauffenbach

Everyone is a robot except you.

[Chris Tauffenbach @GypsyDishwasher]

@OurGraveyards @SakaTOTS @VALlovesdumbtv @SalimPatelNJ @ZohranKMamdani You dumb motherfuckers really will just come on here and say anything, huh?

Even https://t.co/IxFMJci53c disagrees with you: https://t.co/tsURWYYLVq

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@SakaTOTS @VALlovesdumbtv @SalimPatelNJ @ZohranKMamdani Bud, I'm agnostic, going on atheist. I don't believe any of it. But I'm just not a retard; if you believe Jesus was a real person, He was Jewish in every way, shape, and form.

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@SakaTOTS @VALlovesdumbtv @SalimPatelNJ @ZohranKMamdani His lineage is literally traced to David and Abraham as laid out in the Gospel of Luke and Matthew. His lineage is a crucial linchpin to the prophecies of the Messiah being a descendant of David.

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@VALlovesdumbtv @SalimPatelNJ @ZohranKMamdani Jesus was Jewish, you dumb fuck.

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@GameDayGlitch @Criminalsimpson

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@Criminalsimpson Barista, that was mean.

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@BreannaMorello Sounds like a crisis actor at work

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@CryptoPal4 @TheDailyShow @elonmusk Sorry. Just like his fight with Zuckerberg, Elon's mommy said he's not allowed to.

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@LeVeonBell

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@GramsciGordon @Semprini20 @thamosdeaf "It's just loud. It's gonna hurt really bad, but it's just loud."

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@bennyjohnson

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@CalmCoolSerene @danker_hank Why do you chuds act like that's a shield against valid criticism? Autistic people can be assholes too, just like everyone else.

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@Jamyies @smalls2672 I could drive out of snow higher than my bumpers in my old '79 VW Rabbit that never saw a pair of winter tires the entire time I owned it. Try again.

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@NormSNLJokes Dunno if it's his best, but this is by far my favourite Norm WU joke. His delivery of "...Ezra," is perfection.

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@dailysimpsons @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

A father shows his son the video game he grew up on. Watch his reaction!

[jessica @jvssixa489]

@blumenfeld My rendition of Feminist by Jake and Amir - Thank You so much for asking ❤️

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@NBABabySecret ...Dinnah tonight?

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@pappybest Yes.