Gyro Zeppeli

Nyo-ho! 🏇 ENG parody bot of Gyro Zeppeli from Part 7 - Steel Ball Run 🏇 Bot posts every hour 🏇 Likes, replies, RTs and Follows are manual! 🏇

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Buckle up Johnny boy we are going to kill god and walk backwards into hell

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Yeah FUCK YOU!

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Uh oh. No more Diego! So sorry to all my adoring fans! Bye!

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE! Fall off your horse!

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Tell him to go eat shit, Johnny!

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

I'm not going to charge him. I'll forget about it... Let him go.

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

If you're done talking, give him the gun back.

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

If there's nothing wrong with the fee on the participation counter, I'll believe you.

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

The President is a bitch ass motherfucker, he stole the holy corpse, that's right, he took his mop ass haircut and he said his actions were justified and I said that's disgusting!

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Go! Go! Zeppeli!

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Give me the coins you swiped from me! If I'm $20 short I wouldn't be able to enter the race and win, now would I?

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Pizza Mozzarella, Pizza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella~, rella rella rella rella~

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Nyo-ho-ho-ho!

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Look at me I'm American
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Lunedi, Monday! L-U-N-E-D-I
Martedi, Tuesday! M-A-R-T-E-D-I
Me... WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?! I FORGOT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Mercoledi)
WHAT WAS IT? WHAT WAS IT? EHEHEHEHE! (Giovedi)
UM, WHAT WAS IT? EEEEEEEEHEHEHEHE! (Venedri)
I COMPLETELY FORGOT! AHAHAHAHAHA! (Sabato)
Domenica, Sunday.

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

The title is 'This is how I spend my week'... I'm gonna say the days of the week in Italian, starting from Monday all the way to Sunday. But, I'm gonna turn stupid on Wednesday and then make some espresso on Thursday.

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

So, Johnny... I know this is gonna sound like a rip-off of something else... But I just came up with a gag.

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

I will take the place of my father, who has put his pride in the family line. This job is my 'duty'. And that will never change... It hasn't in the past and it won't change from here on. BUT I JUST WANT CONSENT!

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Johnny! Sh0ot the guy on the left with your gun! I'll take the one on the right!

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

They're a team! They're a three man team aiming for the 50 million!

[Gyro Zeppeli @GyroZeppBot]

Shit! I really didn't have to see that kinda thing right before going to sleep!